"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
_Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow_ went the clamorous Fury again;
_Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring_ went the aggravated bell,
half drowning Mrs. Yammerton’s impressive “O dear! nothin’ of the
sort—nothin’ of the sort, only a fox-hunting acquaintance of the
Major’s—only a fox-hunting acquaintance of the Major’s.” And then
the Major came to renew his affectionate embraces, with inquiries
about the night, and the looks of the moon—was it hazy, or was it
clear, or how was it?
“Mr. and Mrs. Rocket Larkspur!” exclaimed the Bumbler, following
up the key-note in which he had pitched his first announcement
and forthwith the hugging and grinning was resumed with the new
comers, Mrs. Larkspur presently leading Mrs. Yammerton off
sofawards, in order to poke her inquiries unheard by the Major,
who was now opening a turnip dialogue with Mr. Rocket—yellow
bullocks, purple tops, and so on. “Well, tell me—_which is it?_”
ejaculated Mrs. Rocket Larkspur, looking earnestly, in Mrs.
Yammerton’s expressive eyes—“_which is it,_” repeated she, in a
determined sort of take-no-denial tone.
“Oh dear! nothin’ of the sort—nothin’ of the sort, I assure you!”
whispered Mrs. Yammerton anxiously, well knowing the danger of
holloaing before you are out of the wood.
“Oh, _tell me—tell me_,” whispered Mrs. Rocket, coaxingly; “I’m
not like Mrs.————um there, looking at Mrs. Dotherington, who
would blab it all over the country.”
“_Really_ I have nothing to tell,” replied Mrs. Yammerton
serenely.
“Why, do you mean to say he’s not after one of the————um’s?”
demanded Mrs. Rocket eagerly.
“I don’t know what you mean,” laughed Mrs. Yammerton.
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_Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow_ went the terrier again, giving Mrs.
Yammerton an excuse for sidling off to Mrs. “um,” who with her
daughter were lost in admiration at a floss silk cockatoo,
perched on an orange tree, the production of Miss Flora. “Oh, it
was so beautiful! Oh, what a love of a screen it would make; what
would she give if her Margaret could do such work,” inwardly
thinking how much better Margaret was employed making her own—we
will not say what.
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