"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
A long-necked green bottle of what the Bumbler called
“bluecellas,” then goes its rounds; and the first qualms of
hunger being appeased, the gentlemen are more inclined to talk
and listen to the luncheon-dining ladies. Mrs. Rocket Larkspur
has been waiting most anxiously for Billy’s last mouthful, in
order to interrogate him, as well as to London fashion, as to his
opinions of the Miss “ums.” Of course with Miss “um” sitting just
below Billy, the latter must be done through the medium of the
former,—so she leads off upon London.
“She supposed he’d been very gay in London?”
“Yarse,” drawled Billy in the true dandified style, drawing his
napkin across his lips as he spoke.
Mrs. Rocket wasn’t so young as she had been, and Billy was too
young to take up with what he profanely called “old ladies.”
“He’d live at the west-end, she s’posed?”
“Yarse,” replied Billy, feeling his amplified tie.
“Did he know Billiter Square?”
“Yarse,” replied he, running his ringed fingers down his studs.
“Was it fashionable?” asked Mrs. Rocket. (She had a cousin lived
there who had asked her to go and see her.)
“Y-a-a-rse, I should say it is,” drawled Billy, now playing with
a bunch of trinkets, a gold miniature pistol, a pearl and diamond
studded locket, a gold pencil-case, and a white cornelian heart,
suspended to his watch-chain. “Y-a-a-rse, I should say it is,”
repeated he; adding “not so fashionable as Belgrave.”
“Sceuse me, sare,” interrupted Monsieur Jean Rougier from behind
his master’s chair, “Sceuse me, it is not fashionable, sare,—it
is not near de Palace or de Park of Hyde, sare, bot down away
among those dem base mechanics in de east—beyond de Mansion
‘Ouse, in fact.”
“Oh, ah, y-a-a-rse, true,” replied Billy, not knowing where it
was, but presuming from Mrs. Larkspur’s inquiry that it was some
newly sprung-up square on one of the western horns of the
metropolis.
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