"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
WHAT a commotion there was in the house the next morning! As
great a disturbance as if the Major had been going to hunt an
African Lion, a royal Bengal Tiger, or a Bison itself.
_Ring-ring-ring-ring_ went one bell, _tinkle-tinkle-tinkle_ went
another, _ring-ring-ring_ went the first again, followed by
exclamations of “There’s master’s bell again!” with such a
running down stairs, and such a getting up again. Master wanted
this, master wanted that, master had carried away the buttons at
his knees, master wanted his other pair of White
what-do-they-call-ems—not cords, but moleskins—that treacherous
material being much in vogue among masters of harriers. Then
master’s boots wouldn’t do, he wanted his last pair, not the
newly-footed ones, and they were on the trees, and the Bumbler
was busy in the stable, and Betty Bone could not skin the trees,
and altogether there was a terrible hubbub in the house. His
overnight exertions, though coupled with the castor oil
catastrophe, seemed to have abated none of his ardour in pursuit
of the hare.
Meanwhile our little dandy, Billy, lay tumbling and tossing in
bed, listening to the dread preparations, wishing he could devise
an excuse for declining to join him. The recollection of his
bumps, and his jumps, and his falls, arose vividly before him,
and he would fain have said “no” to any more. He felt certain
that the Major was going to give him a startler, more dreadful
perhaps than those he had had with his lordship. Would that he
was well out of it! What pleasure could there be in galloping
after an animal they could shoot? In the midst of these
reflections Mons. Rougier entered the apartment and threw further
light on the matter by opening the shutters.
“You sall get up, sare, and pursue the vild beast of de voods—de
Major is a-goin’ to hont.”
“Y-a-r-se,” replied Billy, turning over.
“I sal get out your habit verd, your green coat, dat is to say.”
“_No! no!_” roared Billy; “_the red! the red!_”
“_De red!_” exclaimed Monsieur in astonishment, “de red Not for
de soup dogs! you only hont bold reynard in de red.”
“Oh, yes, you do,” retorted Billy, “didn’t the Major come to the
carstle in red?”
“Because he came to hont de fox,” replied Monsieur; “if he had
com’ for to hont poor puss he would ‘ave ‘ad on his green or his
grey, or his some other colour.”
Billy now saw the difference, and his mortification increased.
“Well, I’ll breakfast in red at all events,” said he, determined
to have that pleasure.
“Vell, sare, you can pleasure yourself in dat matter; but it sall
be moch ridicule if you pursue de puss in it.”
“But why not?” asked Billy, “hunting’s hunting, all the world
over.”
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