"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Meanwhile, Mrs. Yammerton has been holding a court of inquiry in
the kitchen and larder, as to the extent of the overnight
mischief, smelling at this dish and that, criticising the spoons,
and subjecting each castor-oily offender to severe ablution in
boiling water. Of course no one could tell in whose hands the
bottle of “cold drawn” had come “in two,” and Monsieur was too
good a judge to know anything about it; so as the mischief
couldn’t be repaired, it was no use bewailing it farther than to
make a knot in her mind to be more careful of such dangerous
commodities in future.
Betty Bone had everything—tea, coffee, bread, cakes, eggs, ham
(fried so as to hide the spurious flavour), honey, jam, &c.,
ready for Miss Benson, who had been impressed into the carrying
service, _vice_ the Bumbler turned whip, to take in as soon as
Mr. Pringle descended, a fact that was announced to the household
by the Major’s uproarious greeting of him in the passage. He was
overjoyed to see him! He hoped he was none the worse for his
over-night festivities; and without waiting for an answer to
that, he was delighted to say that it was a fine hunting morning,
and as far as human judgment could form an opinion, a good
scenting one; but after five-and-thirty years’ experience as a
master of “haryers,” he could conscientiously say that there was
nothing so doubtful or ticklish as scent, and he made no doubt
Mr. Pringle’s experience would confirm his own, that many days
when they might expect it to be first-rate, it was bad, and many
days when they might expect it to be bad, it was first-rate; to
all which accumulated infliction Billy replied with his usual
imperturbable “Yarse,” and passed on to the more agreeable
occupation of greeting the young ladies in the dining-room. Very
glad they all were to see him as he shook hands with all three.
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