"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The Major, however, was not to be put off that way; and as he
could not get Billy to talk about hunting, he drew his attention
to breakfast, observing that they had a goodish trot before them,
and that punctuality was the politeness of princes. Saying which,
he sat down, laying his great gold watch open on a plate beside
him, so that its noisy ticking might remind Billy of what they
had to do. The Major couldn’t make it out how it was that the
souls of the young men of the present day are so difficult to
inflame about hunting. Here was he, turned of————, and as eager
in the pursuit as ever. “Must be that they smoke all their
energies out,” thought he; and then applied himself vigorously to
his tea and toast, looking up every now and then with irate looks
at his wife and daughters, whose volubility greatly retarded
Billy’s breakfast proceedings. He, nevertheless, made sundry
efforts to edge in a hunting conversation himself, observing that
Mr. Pringle mustn’t expect such an establishment as the Peer’s,
or perhaps many that he was accustomed to—that they would have
rather a shortish pack out, which would enable them to take the
field again at an early day, and so on; all of which Billy
received with the most provoking indifference, making the Major
wish he mightn’t be a regular crasher, who cared for nothing but
riding. At length, tea, toast, eggs, ham, jam, all had been
successively taxed, the Major closed and pocketed his noisy
watch, and the doomed youth rose to perform the dread penance
with the pack. “Good byes,” “good mornings,” “hope you’ll have
good sport,” followed his bowing spur-clanking exit from the
room.
A loud crack of the Major’s hammer-headed whip now announced
their arrival in the stable-yard, which was at once a signal for
the hounds to raise a merry cry, and for the stable-men to loosen
their horses’ heads from the pillar-reins. It also brought a bevy
of caps and curl-papers to the back windows of the house to see
the young Earl, for so Rougier had assured them his master
was—(heir to the Earldom of Ladythorne)—mount. At a second crack
of the whip the stable-door flew open, and as a shirt-sleeved lad
receded, the grey-headed, green-coated sage Solomon advanced,
leading forth the sleek, well-tended, well-coddled, Napoleon the
Great.
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