"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
There was farmer Rintoul on the white, and Godfrey Faulder, the
cattle jobber, on the grey; and Caleb Bennison, the
horse-breaker, in his twilled-fustian frock, ready to ride over a
hound as usual; and old Duffield, the horse-leech, in his
low-crowned hat, black tops, and one spur; and Dick Trail, the
auctioneer, on his long-tailed nag; and Bonnet, the
billiard-table keeper of Hinton, in his odious white hat, grey
tweed, and collar-marked screw; but who the cluster of men are on
the left the Major can’t for the life of him make out. He had
hoped that Crickleton might have graced the meet with his
presence, but there is no symptom of the yellow-coated groom, and
Paul Straddler would most likely be too offended at not being
invited to dine and have gone to Sir Moses’s hounds at the Cow
and Calf on the Fixton and Primrose-bank road. Still there were a
dozen or fourteen sportsmen, with two or three more coming over
the hill, and distance hiding the deficiencies as well of steeds
as of costume, the whole has a very lively and inspiriting
effect.
At the joyous, well-known “here they come!” of the lookers out, a
move is perceptible among the field, who forthwith set off to
meet the hounds, and as the advancing parties near, the Major has
time to identify and appropriate their faces and their persons.
First comes Captain Nabley, the chief constable of Featherbeds,
who greets our master with the friendliness of a brother soldier,
“one of us” in arms, and is forthwith introduced to our Billy.
Next is fat farmer Nettlefold, who considers himself entitled to
a shake of the hand in return for the Major’s frequent comings
over his farm at Carol-hill green, which compliment being duly
paid the great master then raises his hat in return for the
salutes of Faulder, Rennison, and Trail, and again stops to shake
hands with an aged well-whiskered dandy in mufty, one Mr.
Wotherspoon, now farming or starving a little property he
purchased with his butlerage savings under the great Duke of
Thunderdownshire. Wotherspoon apes the manners of high life with
the brandified face of low, talks parliament, and takes snuff
from a gold box with a George-the-Fourthian air. He now offers
the Major a pinch, who accepts it with graceful concession.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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