"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The seedy-looking gentleman in black, on the too palpable three
and sixpence a sider, is Mr. Catoheside, the County Court
bailiff, with his pocket full of summonses, who thinks to throw a
round with the Major into the day’s hire of his broken-knee’d
chestnut, and the greasy-haired, shining-faced youth with him, on
the longtailed white pony, is Ramshaw, the butcher’s boy, on the
same sort of speculation. Then we have Mr. Meggison’s coachman
availing himself of his master’s absence to give the family horse
a turn with the hounds instead of going to coals, as he ought;
and Mr. Dotherington’s young man halting on his way to the
doctor’s with a note. He will tell his mistress the doctor was
out and he had to wait ever so long till he came home. The four
truants seem to herd together on the birds-of-a-feather
principle. And now the reinforced party reach the meet below the
grey ivy-tangled rocks, and Solomon pulls up at the accustomed
spot to give his hounds a roll, and let the Major receive the
encomiums of the encircling field. Then there is a repetition of
the kennel scene: “Lovely! Lovely! Lovely!—beautiful bitch
that—Chaunter. Chaunter! Chaunter!—there’s a handsome
hound—Bustler, good dog!” Only each man has his particular
favourite or hound that he has either bred or walked, or knows
the name of, and so most of the pack come in for more or less
praise. It is agreed on all hands that they never looked better,
or the establishment more complete. “Couldn’t be better if it had
cost five thousand a-year!”
Most grateful were their commendations to the Major after the
dry, monotonous “yarses” of Billy, who sits looking unconcernedly
on, a regular sleeping partner in the old established firm of
“Laudation and Co.” The Major inwardly attributes his
indifference to conceited fox-hunting pride. “Looks down upon
haryers.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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