"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
First she described a small circle, then she sprung into the
middle of it and squatted. Next she jumped up and bounded out in
a different direction to the one by which she had entered. She
then ran about twenty yards up a furrow, retracing her steps
backwards, and giving a roll near where she started from. Then
she took three bounding springs to the left, which landed her on
the hard headland, and creeping along the side of the wall she
finally popped through the water-hole, and squeezed into an
incredibly small space between the kerbstone and the gate-post.
There she lay with her head to the air, panting and heaving, and
listening for her dread pursuers coming. O what agony was hers!
Presently the gallant band came howling and towling over the
hill, in all the gay delirium of a hunt without leaps—the Major
with difficulty restraining their ardour as he pointed out the
brilliance of the performance to Billy—“Most splendid running!
most capital hunting! most superb pack!” with a sly “_pish_” and
“_shaw_” at foxhounds in general, and Sir Mosey’s in particular.
The Major hadn’t got over the Bo-peep business, and never would.
The pack now reached the scene of Puss’s frolics, and the music
very soon descended from a towering tenour to an insignificant
whimper, which at length died out altogether. Soloman and Bulldog
were again fixtures, Solomon as usual with his hand up beckoning
silence. He knew how weak the scent must be, and how important it
was to keep quiet at such a critical period; and let the hounds
hit her off if they could.
Puss had certainly given them a Gordian knot to unravel, and not
all the hallooing and encouragement in the world could drive them
much beyond the magic circle she had described. Whenever the hunt
seemed likely to be re-established, it invariably resulted in a
return to the place from whence they started. They couldn’t get
forward with it at all, and poked about, and tested the same
ground over and over again.
It was a regular period or full stop.
“Very rum,” observed Caleb Rennison, looking first at his
three-year-old, then at his watch, thinking that it was about
pudding-time.
“She’s surely a witch,” said Mr. Wotherspoon, taking a prolonged
pinch of snuff.
“‘We’ll roast her for one at all events,” laughed Mr. Trail, the
auctioneer, still hoping to get her.
“First catch your hare, says Mrs. Somebody,” responded Captain
Nabley, eyeing the sorely puzzled pack.
“O ketch her! we’re sure to ketch her,” observed Mr. Nettlefold,
chucking up his chin and dismounting.
“Not so clear about that,” muttered Mr. Rintoul, as Lovely, and
Bustler, and Lilter, again returned to repeat the search.
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