"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“I really forget all about the dinners there, except that they
were very good and lasted a long time. We had a new dish here the
other night, which if you want a novelty, you can introduce,
namely, to flavour the plates with castor oil; you will find it a
very serviceable one for saving your meat, as nobody can eat it.
Mrs. Moffatt was splendidly dressed every day, sometimes in blue,
sometimes in pink, sometimes in green, sometimes in silk,
sometimes in satin, sometimes in velvet with a profusion of very
lovely lace and magnificent jewelry. Rougier says, ‘she makes de
hay vile the son does shine.’
“I don’t know how long I shall stay here, certainly over Friday,
and most likely until Monday, after which I suppose I shall go
back to the Castle. The Major says I must have another day with
his hounds, and I don’t care if I do, provided he keeps in the
hills and away from the jumps, as I can manage the galloping well
enough. It’s the jerks that send me out of my saddle. A hare is
quite a different animal to pursue to a fox, and seems to have
some sort of consideration for its followers. She stops short
every now and then and jumps up in view, instead of tearing away
like an express train on a railway.
“The girls here are very pretty—Miss Yammerton extremely
so,—fair, with beautiful blue eyes, and such a figure; but
Rougier says they are desperately bad-tempered, except the
youngest one, who is dark and like her Mamma; but I shouldn’t say
Monsieur is a particular sweet-tempered gentleman himself. He is
always grumbling and grouting about what he calls his ‘grob’ and
declares the Major keeps his house on sturdied mutton and stale
beer. But he complained at the Castle that there was nothing but
port and sherry, and composite candles to go to bed with, which
he declared was an insult to his station, which entitles him to
wax.
“You can’t, think how funny and small this place looked after the
Castle. It seemed just as if I had got into a series of closets
instead of rooms. However, I soon got used to it, and like it
amazingly. But here comes Monsieur with my dressing things, so I
must out with the great seal and bid you good bye for the
present, for the Major is a six o’clock man, and doesn’t like to
be kept waiting for his dinner, so now, my dearest Mamma, believe
me to remain ever your most truly affectionate son,
“Wm. Pringle,”
To which we need scarcely say the delighted Mrs. Pringle replied
by return of post, writing in the following loving and judicious
strain.
“25, Curtain Crescent,
“Belgrave Square.
“My own Beloved Darling,
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