"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“I was so overjoyed you can’t imagine, to receive your most
welcome letter, for I really began to be uneasy about you, not
that I feared any accident out hunting, but I was afraid you
might have caught cold or be otherwise unwell—mind, if ever you
feel in the slightest degree indisposed send for the doctor
immediately. There is nothing like taking things in time. It was
very idle of the servants at Tantivy Castle to neglect your
instructions so, but for the future you had better always write a
line to the post-master of the place where you are staying,
giving him your next address to forward your letters to; for it
is the work for which they are paid, and there is no shuffling it
off on to anybody else’s shoulders. The greatest people are
oftentimes the worst served, not because the servants have any
particular objection to them personally—but because they are so
desperately afraid of being what they call put upon by each
other, that they spend double the time in fighting off doing a
thing that it would take to do it. This is one of the drawbacks
upon rank. Noblemen must keep a great staff of people, whom in a
general way they cannot employ, and who do nothing but squabble
and fight with each other who is to do the little there is, the
greatest man among servants being he who does the least. However,
as you have got the letters at last we will say no more about it.
“I hope your horse is handsome, and neighs and paws the ground
prettily; you should be careful, however, in buying, for few
people are magnanimous enough to resist cheating a young man in
horses;—still, I am glad you have bought one if he suits you, as
it is much better and pleasanter to ride your own horse than be
indebted to other people for mounts. Nevertheless, I would
strongly advise you to stick to either the fox or the stag, with
either of which you can sport pink and look smart. Harriers are
only for bottle-nosed old gentlemen with gouty shoes. I can’t
help thinking, that a day with a milder, more reasonable fox than
the ones you had with Lord Ladythorne, would convince you of the
superiority of fox-hounds over harriers. I was asking Mr. Ralph
Rasper, who called here the other day, how little Tom Stott of
the Albany managed with the Queen’s, and he said Tom always shoes
his horses with country nails, and consequently throws a shoe
before he has gone three fields, which enables him to pull up and
lament his ill luck. He then gets it put on, and has a glorious
ride home in red—landing at the Piccadilly end of the Albany
about dusk. He then goes down to the Acacia or some other Club,
and having ordered his dinner, retires to one of the
dressing-rooms to change—having had, to his mind, a delightful
day.
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