"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Then the next season he declared that five guineas was all
moonshine—it would do nothing in the way of keeping such a
country as Hit-im and Hold-im shire together—it must be ten
guineas, and that would leave a great balance for him to pay.
Well, ten guineas he got, and emboldened by his success, at the
commencement of the next season he got a grand gathering
together, at a hand-in-the-pocket hunt dinner at the Fox and
Hounds Hotel at Hinton, to which he presented a case of
champagne, when his health being drunk with suitable enthusiasm,
he got up and made them a most elaborate speech on the pleasures
and advantages of fox-hunting, which he declared was like meat,
drink, washing and lodging to him, and to which he mainly
attributed the very excellent health which they had just been
good enough to wish him a continuance of in such complimentary
terms, that he was almost overpowered by it. He was glad to see
that he was not a monopoliser of the inestimable blessings of
health, for, looking round the table, he thought he never saw
such an assemblage of cheerful contented
countenances—(applause)—and it was a great satisfaction to him to
think that he in any way contributed to make them so—(renewed
applause). He had been thinking since he came into the room
whether it was possible to increase in any way the general stock
of prosperity—(great applause)—and considering the success that
had already marked his humble endeavours, he really thought that
there was nothing like sticking to the same medicine, and, if
possible, increasing the dose; for—(the conclusion of this
sentence was lost in the general applause that followed). Having
taken an inspiriting sip of wine, he thus resumed, “He now hunted
the country three days a-week,” he said, “and, thanks to their
generous exertions, and the very judicious arrangement they had
spontaneously made of having a hunt club, he really thought it
would stand four days.”—(Thunders of applause followed this
announcement, causing the glasses and biscuits to dance jigs on
the table. Sir Moses took a prolonged sip of wine, and silence
being at length again restored, he thus resumed):—“It had always
stood four in old Martingal’s time, and why shouldn’t it do so in
theirs?—(applause). Look at its extent! Look at its splendid
gorses! Look at its magnificent woodlands! He really thought it
was second to none!” And so the company seemed to think too by
the cheering that followed the announcement.
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