"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
He then, after a few comforting remarks, not very flattering to
Pheasant-feathers’ beauty, resumed his expatiations about his
splendid house in Doughty Street, Russell Square, omitting, of
course, to mention that it had been fitted up to suit the taste
of another lady, who had jilted him. He began about his
dining-room, twenty-five feet by eighteen, with a polished steel
fender, and “pictors” all about the walls; for, like many people,
he fancied himself a judge of the fine arts, and, of course, was
very frequently fleeced.
This subject, however, rather hung fire, a dining-room being
about the last room in a house that a lady cares to hear about,
so she presently cajoled him into the more genial region of the
kitchen, which, unlike would-be fine ladies of the present day,
she was not ashamed to recognise. From the kitchen they proceeded
to the store-room, which Billy explained was entered by a door at
the top of the back stairs, six feet nine by two feet eight,
covered on both sides with crimson cloth, brass moulded in panels
and mortise latch. He then got upon the endless, but
“never-lady-tiring,” subject of bed-rooms—his best bed-room, with
a most elegant five-feet-three canopy-top, mahogany bedstead,
with beautiful French chintz furniture, lined with pink, outer
and inner valance, trimmed silk tassel fringe, &c., &c., &c. And
so he went maundering on, paving the way most elaborately to an
offer, as some men are apt to do, instead of getting briskly to
the “ask-mamma” point, which the ladies are generally anxious to
have them at.
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