"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Well, now, gentlemen, as I said before, it only occurred to me
this morning as I was shaving, or I would have been better
prepared with some definite proposal for your consideration, but
I’ve just dotted down here, on the back of one of Grove the
fishmonger’s cards (producing one from his waistcoat pocket as he
spoke), the names of those who I think ought to be called upon to
contribute;—and, waiter!” exclaimed he, addressing one of the
lanky-haired order, who had just protruded his head in at the
door to see what all the eloquence was about, “if you’ll give me
one of those mutton fats,—and your master ought to be kicked for
putting such things on the table, and you may tell him I said
so,—I’ll just read the names over to you.” Sir Moses adjusting
his gold double eye glasses on his hooked nose as the waiter
obeyed his commands.
“Well, now,” said the Baronet, beginning at the top of the list,
“I’ve put young Lord Polkaton down for fifty.”
“But my Lord doesn’t hunt, Sir Moses!” ejaculated Mr. Mossman,
his Lordship’s land-agent, alarmed at the demand upon a very
delicate purse.
“Doesn’t hunt!” retorted Sir Moses angrily. “No; but he might if
he liked! If there were no hounds, how the deuce could he? It
would do him far more good, let me tell him, than dancing at
casinos and running after ballet girls, as he does. I’ve put him
down for fifty, however,” continued Sir Moses, with a jerk of his
head, “and you may tell him I’ve done so.”
“Wish you may get it,” growled Mr. Mossman, with disgust.
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