"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
When Sir Moses fell in with Tom Findlater down Tattersall’s
entry, Tom was fresh from being whitewashed in the Insolvent
Debtors’ Court, and having only ninepence in the world, and what
he stood up in, he was uncommonly good to deal with. Moreover,
Sir Moses had the vanity to think that he could reclaim even the
most vicious; and, provided they were cheap enough, he didn’t
care to try. So, having lectured Tom well on the importance of
sobriety, pointing out to him the lamentable consequences of
drunkenness—of which no one was more sensible than Tom—Sir Moses
chucked him a shilling, and told him if he had a mind to find his
way down to Pangburn Park, in Hit-im-and-Hold-im shire, he would
employ him, and give him what he was worth; with which vague
invitation Tom came in the summer of the season in which we now
find him.
And now having sketched the ménage, let us introduce our friend
Billy thereto. But first we must get him out of the dangerous
premises in which he is at present located—a visit that has
caused our handsome friend Mrs. Pringle no little uneasiness.
It was fortunate for Sir Moses Mainchance, and unfortunate for
our friend Fine Billy, that the Baronet was a bachelor, or Sir
Moses would have fared very differently at the hands of the
ladies who seldom see much harm in a man so long as he is single,
and, of course, refrains from showing a decided preference for
any young lady. It is the married men who monopolise all the vice
and improprieties of life. The Major, too, having sold Billy a
horse, and got paid for him, was not very urgent about his
further society at present, nor indisposed for a little quiet,
especially as Mrs. Yammerton represented that the napkins and
table-linen generally were running rather short. Mamma, too,
knowing that there would be nothing but men-parties at Pangburn
Park, had no uneasiness on that score, indeed rather thought a
little absence might be favourable, in enabling Billy to modify
his general attentions in favour of a single daughter, for as yet
he had been extremely dutiful in obeying his Mamma’s injunctions
not to be more agreeable to one sister than to another. Indeed,
our estimable young friend did not want to be caught, and had
been a good deal alarmed at the contents of his Mamma’s last
letter.
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