"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Sir Moses’s huntsman was the noted Tom Findlater, a man famous
for everything in his line except sobriety, in which little item
he was sadly deficient. Tom would have been quite at the top of
the tree if it hadn’t been for this unfortunate infirmity. “The
crittur,” as a Scotch huntsman told Sir Moses at Tattersall’s,
“could no keep itself sober.” To show the necessities to which
this degrading propensity reduces a man, we will quote Tom’s
description of himself when he applied to be discharged under the
Insolvent Debtors’ Act before coming to Sir Moses. Thus it
ran—“John Thomas Findlater known also as Tom Find’ater, formerly
huntsman to His Grace the Duke of Streamaway, of Streamaway
Castle, in Streamaway-shire, then of No. 6, Back Row,
Broomsfield, in the county of Tansey, helper in a livery stable,
then huntsman to Sampson Cobbyford, Esq., of Bluntfield Park,
master of the Hugger Mugger hounds in the county of
Scramblington, then huntsman to Sir Giles Gatherthrong, Baronet,
of Clipperley Park, in the county of Scurry, then huntsman to the
Right Honourable Lord Lovedale, of Gayhurst Court, in the county
of Tipperley, then of No. 11, Tan Yard Lane, Barrenbin, in the
county of Thistleford, assistant to a ratcatcher, then huntsman
to Captain Rattlinghope, of Killbriton Castle, in the County
Steepleford, then whipper-in to the Towrowdeshire hounds in
Derrydownshire, then helper at the Lion and the Lamb public-house
at Screwford, in the County of Mucklethrift, then of 6 1/2 Union
Street, in Screwford, aforesaid, moulder to a clay-pipe maker,
then and now out of business and employ, and whose wife is a
charwoman.”
Such were the varied occupations of a man, who might have lived
like a gentleman, if he had only had conduct. There is no finer
place than that of a huntsman, for as Beckford truly says, his
office is pleasing and at the same time flattering, he is paid
for that which diverts him, nor is a general after a victory more
proud, than is a huntsman who returns with his fox’s head.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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