"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
If, however, fine Billy
had seen his, he would most likely have been satisfied with the
comfortable assurance that it was “only for one night,” the old
saying, “enough to kill a horse,” leading the uninitiated to
suppose that they are very difficult to kill.
“Ah, my dear Pringle!” exclaimed Sir Moses, rising from the
depths of a rather inadequately stuffed chair (for Mrs. Margerum
had been at it). “Ah, my dear Pringle, I’m delighted to see you!”
continued the Baronet, getting Billy by both hands, as the
noiseless Mr. Bankhead, having opened the library door, piloted
him through the intricacies of the company. Our host really was
glad of a new arrival, for a long winter’s evening had exhausted
the gossip of parties who in a general way saw quite enough, if
not too much, of each other. And this is the worst of country
visiting in winter; people are so long together that they get
exhausted before they should begin.
They have let off the steam of their small talk, and have nothing
left to fall back upon but repetition. One man has told what
there is in the “Post,” another in “Punch,” a third in the “Mark
Lane Express,” and then they are about high-and-dry for the rest
of the evening. From criticising Billy, they had taken to
speculating upon whether he would come or not, the odds—without
which an Englishmen can do nothing—being rather in favour of Mrs.
Yammerton’s detaining him. It was not known that Monsieur Rougier
had arrived. The mighty problem was at length solved by the
Richest Commoner in England appearing among them, and making the
usual gyrations peculiar to an introduction. He was then at
liberty for ever after to nod or speak or shake hands with or bow
to Mr. George and Mr. Henry Waggett, of Kitteridge Green, both
five-and-twenty pound subscribers to the Hit-im and Hold-im-shire
hounds, to Mr. Stephen Booty, of Verbena Lodge, who gave ten
pounds and a cover, to Mr. Silverthorn, of Dryfield, who didn’t
give anything, but who had two very good covers which he had been
hinting he should require to be paid for,—a hint that had
procured him the present invitation, to Mr. Strongstubble, of
Buckup Hill, and Mr. Tupman, of Cowslip Cottage, both very good
friends to the sport but not “hand in the pocket-ites,” to Mr.
Tom Dribbler, Jun., of Hardacres, and his friend Captain
Hurricane, of Her Majesty’s ship Thunderer, and to Mr. Cuthbert
Flintoff, commonly called Cuddy Flintoff, an “all about”
sportsman, who professed to be of all hunts but blindly went to
none. Cuddy’s sporting was in the past tense, indeed he seemed to
exist altogether upon the recollections of the chace, which must
have made a lively impression upon him, for he was continually
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