"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
interlarding his conversation with view holloas, yoicks wind
‘ims! yoick’s push ‘im ups! Indeed, in walking about he seemed to
help himself along with the aid of for-rardson! for-rards on! so
that a person out of sight, but within hearing, would think he
was hunting a pack of hounds.
He dressed the sportsman, too, most assiduously, bird’s-eye
cravats, step-collared striped vests, green or Oxford-grey
cutaways, with the neatest fitting trousers on the best bow-legs
that ever were seen. To see him at Tattersall’s sucking his cane,
his cheesy hat well down on his nose, with his stout,
well-cleaned doe-skin gloves, standing criticising each horse, a
stranger would suppose that he lived entirely on the saddle,
instead of scarcely ever being in one. On the present occasion,
as soon as he got his “bob” made to our Billy, and our hero’s
back was restored to tranquillity, he at him about the
weather,—how the moon looked, whether there were any symptoms of
frost, and altogether seemed desperately anxious about the
atmosphere. This inquiry giving the conversation a start in the
out-of-doors line, was quickly followed by Sir Moses asking our
Billy how he left the Major, how he found his way there, with
hopes that everything was comfortable, and oh! agonising promise!
that he would do his best to show him sport.
The assembled guests then took up the subject of their
“magnificent country” generally, one man lauding its bottomless
brooks, another its enormous bullfinches, a third its terrific
stone walls, a fourth its stupendous on-and-offs, a fifth its
flying foxes, and they unanimously resolved that the man who
could ride over Hit-im and Hold-im-shire could ride over any
country in the world. “_Any country in the world!_” vociferated
Cuddy, slowly and deliberately, with a hearty crack of his fat
thigh. And Billy, as he sat listening to their dreadful recitals,
thought that he _had_ got into the lion’s den with a vengeance.
Most sincerely he wished himself back at the peaceful pursuits of
Yammerton Grange. Then, as they were in full cry with their
boasting eulogiums, the joyful dressing-bell rang, and Cuddy
Flintoff putting his finger in his ear, as if to avoid deafening
himself, shrieked, “_hoick halloa! hoick!_” in a tone that almost
drowned the sound of the clapper. Then when the “ticket of
leaver” and the _delirium tremens_ footman appeared at the door
with the blaze of bedroom candles, Cuddy suddenly turned
whipper-in, and working his right arm as if he were cracking a
whip, kept holloaing, “_get away hoick! get away hoick!_” until
he drove Billy and Baronet and all before him.
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