"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Three horsemen in front, two black coats and a red, and two reds
joining the turnpike from the Witch berry road, increased the
cavalcade and exercised Sir Moses’ ingenuity in appropriating
backs and boots and horses. “That’s Simon Smith,” said he to
himself, eyeing a pair of desperately black tops dangling below a
very plumb-coloured, long-backed, short-lapped jacket. “Ah! and
Tristram Wood,” added he, now recognising his companion. He then
drew gradually upon them and returned their salutes with an
extended wave of the hand that didn’t look at all like money. Sir
Moses then commenced speculating on the foremost group. There was
Peter Linch and Charley Drew; but who was the fellow in black? He
couldn’t make out.
“Who’s the man in black, Tommy?” at length asked he of Tommy
Heslop.
“Don’t know,” replied Tommy, after scanning the stranger
attentively.
“It can’t be that nasty young Rowley Abingdon; and yet I believe
it is,” continued Sir Moses, eyeing him attentively, and seeing
that he did not belong to the red couple, who evidently kept
aloof from him. “It is that nasty young Abingdon,” added he.
“Wonder at his impittance in coming out with me. It’s only the
other day that ugly old Owl of a father of his killed me young
Cherisher, the best hound in my pack,” whereupon the Baronet
began grinding his teeth, and brewing a little politeness
wherewith to bespatter the young Owl as he passed. The foremost
horses hanging back to let their friends the hounds overtake
them, Sir Moses was presently alongside the black coat, and
finding he was right in his conjecture as to who it contained, he
returned the youth’s awkward salute with, “Well, my man, how d’ye
do? hope you’re well. How’s your father? hope he’s well,” adding,
“dom ‘im, he should be hung, and you may tell ‘im I said so.” Sir
Moses then felt his horse gently with his heel, and trotted on to
salute the red couple. And thus he passed from singles to
doubles, and from doubles to triples, and from triples to
quartets, and back to singles again, including the untold
occupants of various vehicles, until the ninth milestone on the
Bushmead road, announced their approach to the Crooked Billet.
Tom Findlater then pulled up from the postboy jog into a wallk,
at which pace he turned into the little green field on the left
of the blue and gold swinging sign. Here he was received by the
earthstopper, the antediluvian ostler, and other great officers
of state. But for Sir Moses’ presence the question would then
have been “What will you have to drink?” That however being
interdicted, they raised a discussion about the weather, one
insisting that it was going to be a frost; another, that it was
going to be nothing of the sort.
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