"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
CHAPTER XXXV. THE MEET.
THE Crooked Billet Hotel and Posting house, on the Bushmead road
had been severed from society by the Crumpletin Railway. It had
indeed been cut off in the prime of life: for Joe Cherriper, the
velvet-collared doeskin-gloved Jehu of the fast Regulator Coach,
had backed his opinion of the preference of the public for horse
transit over steam, by laying out several hundred pounds of his
accumulated fees upon the premises, just as the surveyors were
setting out the line.
“A rally might be andy enough for goods and eavy marchandise,”
Joe said; “but as to gents ever travellin’ by sich contraband
means, that was utterly and entirely out of the question. Never
would appen so long as there was a well-appointed coach like the
Regulator to be ad.” So Joe laid on the green paint and the white
paint, and furbished up the sign until it glittered resplendent
in the rays of the mid-day sun. But greater prophets than Joe
have been mistaken.
One fine summer’s afternoon a snorting steam-engine came puffing
and panting through the country upon a private road of its own,
drawing after it the accumulated rank, beauty, and fashion of a
wide district to open the railway, which presently sucked up all
the trade and traffic of the country. The Crooked Billet fell
from a first-class way-side house at which eight coaches changed
horses twice a-day, into a very seedy unfrequented place—a very
different one to what it was when our hero’s mother, then Miss
Willing, changed horses on travelling up in the Old True Blue
Independent, on the auspicious day that she captured Mr. Pringle.
Still it was visited with occasional glimpses of its former
greatness in the way of the meets of the hounds, when the stables
were filled, and the long-deserted rooms rang with the revelry of
visitors. This was its first gala-day of the season, and several
of the Featherbedfordshire gentlemen availed themselves of the
fineness of the weather to see Sir Moses’ hounds, and try whether
they, too, could ride over Hit-im and Hold-im shire.
The hounds had scarcely had their roll on the greensward, and old
black Challenger proclaimed their arrival with his usual
deep-toned vehemence, ere all the converging roads and lanes
began pouring in their tributaries, and the space before the
bay-windowed red brick-built “Billet” was soon blocked with
gentlemen on horseback, gentlemen in Malvern dog-carts, gentlemen
in Newport Pagnells, gentlemen in Croydon clothesbaskets, some
divesting themselves of their wraps, some stretching themselves
after their drive, some calling for brandy, some for baccy, some
for both brandy and baccy.
Then followed the usual inquiries, “Is Dobbinson coming?”
“Where’s the Damper?”
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