"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Imperial John, who has been holding a mental conference with
himself, poising himself in the saddle, and making a general
estimate of his condition, thinking he is not so drunk as “all
that,” accepts the familiar challenge, and urges his horse on
with the now flying crowd. He presently makes a bad shot at a
gate on the swing, which catching him on the kneecap, contributes
very materially to restore his sobriety, the pain making him
first look back for his leg, which he thinks must be off, and
then forward at the field. It is very large; two bustling
Baronets, two Monsieurs, two huntsmen, two flying
hatters—everybody in duplicate, in short.
Away they scud up Thorneycroft Valley at a pace that looks very
like killing. The foremost rise the hill, hugging and holding on
by the manes.
“I’ll go!” says his Highness to himself, giving up rubbing his
kneecap, and settling himself in his saddle, he hustles his
horse, and pushing past the undecided ones, is presently in the
thick of the fray. There is Jack going, elbows and legs, elbows
and legs, at a very galloping, dreary, done sort of pace, the
roaring animal he bestrides contracting its short, leg-tied
efforts every movement. Jack presently begins to objurgate the
ass who lent it him; first wishes he was on himself, then
declares the tanner ought to have him. He now sits sideways, and
proceeds to give him a good rib-roasting in the old post-boy
style.
And now there’s a bobbing up and down of hats, caps, and horses’
heads in front, with the usual deviation under the “hounds
clauses consolidation act,” where the dangerous fencing begins. A
pair of white breeches are summersaulting in the air, and a bay
horse is seen careering in a wild head in the air sort of way,
back to the rear instead of following the hounds.
“That’s lucky,” said Jack Rogers to himself, as soon as he saw
him coming towards him, and circumventing him adroitly at the
corner of a turnip-field, he quits his own pumped-out animal and
catches him. “That’s good,” said he, looking him over, seeing
that he was a lively young animal in fairish condition, with a
good saddle and bridle.
“Stirrups just my length, too, I do believe,” continued he,
preparing to mount. “All right, by Jove!” added he, settling
himself into the saddle, feet well home, and gathering his horse
together, he shot forward with the easy elasticity of breeding.
It was a delightful change from the rolling cow-like action of
the other.
“Let us see vot he as in his monkey,” said Jack to himself, now
drawing the flask from the saddle-case.
“Sherry, I fear,” said he, uncorking it.
“Brandy, I declare,” added he with delight, after smelling it. He
then took a long pull at the contents.
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