"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Good it is, too!” exclaimed he, smacking his lips; “better nor
ve ad at de poblic;” so saying, he took another long suck of it.
“May as vell finish it,” continued he, shaking it at his ear to
ascertain what was left; and having secured the remainder, he
returned the monkey to the saddle-case, and put on his horse with
great glee, taking a most independent line of his own.
Jack’s triumph, however, was destined to be but of short
duration. The fox being hard pressed, abandoned his original
point for Collington Woods, and swerving to the left over
Stanbury Hundred, was headed by a cur, and compelled to seek
safety in a drain in the middle of a fallow field. The hounds
were presently feathering over the mouth in the usual wild,
disappointed sort of way, that as good as says, “No fault of
ours, you know; if he won’t stay above ground, we can’t catch him
for you.”
Such of the field as had not ridden straight for Collington
Woods, were soon down at the spot; and while the usual enquiries,
“Where’s Pepper?” “Where’s Viper?” “Where can we get a spade?”
“Does anybody know anything about the direction of this drain?”
were going on, a fat, fair, red-coated, flushed-faced
pedestrian—to wit, young Mr. Threadcroft, the woolstapler’s son
of Harden Grange and Hinton, dived into the thick of the throng,
and making up to Monsieur, exclaimed in an anger-choked voice,
“This (puff) is my (gasp) horse! What the (gasp, puff) devil do
you mean by riding away with him in this (puff-, gasp) way?” the
youth mopping his brow with a yellow bandanna as he spoke.
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“Your oss!” exclaimed Jack with the greatest effrontery, “on de
loose can he be your os: I catched him fair! and I’ve a right to
ride him to de end of de run;” a claim that elicited the
uproarious mirth of the field, who all looked upon the young
wool-pack, as they called him, as a muff.
“_Nonsense!_” retorted the youth, half frantic with rage. “How
can that be?”
“Ow can dat be,” repeated Jack, turning sideways in his saddle,
and preparing to argue the case, “Ow can dat be? Dis hont, sare,
I presume, sare, is condocted on de principle of de grand hont de
Epping, vere every mans vot cotched anoder’s oss, is entitled to
ride him to the end of de ron,” replied Jack gravely.
“Nonsense!” again retorted the youth, amidst the renewed laughter
of the field. “We know nothing of Epping hunts here!”
“Nothin’ of Epping onts here?” exclaimed Jack, throwing out his
hands with well feigned astonishment. “Nothin’ of Epping honts
here! Vy, de grand hont de Epping rules all the oder honts, jost
as the grand Clob de Jockey at Newmarket rules all oder Jockey
Clubs in de kingdom.”
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