"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Hoot, toot,” sneered the fat youth, “let’s have none of yonr
jaw. Give me my horse, I say, how can he be yours?”
“Because, sare,” replied Jack, “I tells you I cotched ‘im fairly
in de field. Bot for me he vod have been lost to society—to de
vorld at large—eat up by de loup—by de volf—saddle, bridle, and
all.”
“Nothing of the sort!” retorted Mr. Treadcroft, indignantly, “you
had no business to touch him.”
Monsieur (with energy). I appeal to you, Sare Moses Baronet, de
grand maître de chien, de master of all de dogs and all de dogs’
vives, if I have not a right to ride ‘im.
“Ah, I’m afraid, Monsieur, it’s not the law of this country,”
replied Sir Moses, laughing. “It may be so in France, perhaps;
but tell me, where’s your own horse?”
Monsieur. Pomped out de beggar; had no go in ‘im; left him in a
ditch.
Sir Moses. That’s a pity!—if you’d allowed me, I’d have sent you
a good ‘un.
Mr. Treadcroft, thus reinforced by Sir Moses’s decision, returned
to the charge with redoubled vigour. “If you don’t give me up my
horse, sir,” says he, with firmness, “I’ll give you in charge of
the police for stealing him.” Then
“Conscience, which makes cowards of us all,”
caused Jack to shrink at the recollection of his early
indiscretion in the horse-stealing line, and instantly resolving
not to give Jack Ketch a chance of taking any liberties with his
neck, he thus addresses Mr. Treadcroft:—
“Sare, if Sare Moses Baronet, de grand maître de chien, do
grandmodder of all de dogs and all de dogs’ vives, says it is not
a case of catch ‘im and keep ‘im ‘cordin’ to de rules of de grand
hont de Epping, I must surrender de quadruped, but I most say it
is dem un’andsome treatment, after I ‘ave been at de trouble of
catching ‘im.” So saying, Jack dropped off on the wrong side of
the saddle, and giving the horse a slap on his side left his
owner to take him.
“_Tally-ho! there he goes!_” now exclaimed a dozen voices, as out
bounced the fox with a flourish of his well tagged brush that
looked uncommonly defiant. What a commotion he caused! Every man
lent a shout that seemed to be answered by a fresh effort from
the flyer: but still, with twenty couple of overpowering animals
after him, what chance did there seem for his life, especially
when they could hunt him by his scent after they had lost sight.
Every moment, however, improved his opportunity, and a friendly
turn of the land shutting him out of view, the late darting,
half-frantic pack were brought to their noses.
“Hold hard for _one_, minute!” is the order of the day.
“Now, catch ’em if you can!” is the cry.
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