"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“_Hoo-ray!_” cheer some of the unfeeling Hit-im and Hold-im
shireites, dropping down into the ford a little below.
“_Hoo-ray!_” respond others on the bank, as the Red Otter, as
Silverthorne calls His Highness, rises hatless to the top.
“Come here, and I’ll help you out!” shouts Peter Linch, eyeing
Mr. Hybrid’s vain darts first at the hat and then at the horse.
“Featherbedfordshire for ever!” cries Charley Drew, who doesn’t
at all like Imperial John.
And John, who finds the brook not only a great deal wider, but
also a great deal deeper and colder than he expected, is in such
a state of confusion that he lands on one side and his horse on
the other, so that his chance of further distinction is out for
the day. And as he stands shivering and shaking and emptying his
hat, he meditates on the vicissitudes of life, the virtues of
sobriety, and the rashness of coping with a friend of His
Imperial brother, Louis Nap. His horse meanwhile regales upon
grass, regardless of the fast receding field. Thus John is left
alone in his glory, and we must be indebted to other sources for
an account of the finish of this day’s sport.
CHAPTER XXXVII. TWO ACCOUNTS OF A RUN; OR, LOOK ON THIS PICTURE.
MONSIEUR Jean Rougier having seen the field get small by degrees,
if not beautifully less, and having viewed the quivering at the
brook, thinking the entertainment over, now dismounted from his
wooden steed, and, giving it a crack with his stick, saying it
was about as good as his first one, proceeded to perform that
sorry exploit of retracing his steps through the country on foot.
Thanks to the influence of civilisation, there is never much
difficulty now in finding a road; and, Monsieur was soon in one
whose grassy hoof-marked sides showed it had been ridden down in
chase. Walking in scarlet is never a very becoming proceeding;
but, walking in such a scarlet as Jack had on, coupled with such
a cap, procured him but little respect from the country people,
who took him for one of those scarlet runners now so common with
hounds. One man (a hedger) in answer to his question, “If he had
seen his horse?” replied, after a good stare—“Nor—nor nobody
else;” thinking that the steed was all imaginary, and Jack was
wanting to show off: another said, “Coom, coom, that ill not de;
you’ve ne horse.” Altogether, Monsieur did not get much
politeness from anyone; so he stumped moodily along, venting his
spleen as he went.
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