"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The first thing that attracted his attention was his own
pumped-out steed, standing with its snaffle-rein thrown over a
gate-post; and Jack, having had about enough pedestrian exercise,
especially considering that he was walking in his own boots, now
gladly availed himself of the lately discarded mount.
“Wooay, ye great grunting brute!” exclaimed he, going up with an
air of ownership, taking the rein off the post, and climbing on.
He had scarcely got well under way, ere a clattering of horses’
hoofs behind him, attracted his attention; and, looking back, he
saw the Collington Woods detachment careering along in the usual
wild, staring, _which-way? which-way?_ sort of style of men, who
have been riding to points, and have lost the hounds. In the
midst of the flight was his master, on the now woe-begone bay;
who came coughing, and cutting, and hammer and pincering along,
in a very ominous sort of way. Billy, on the other hand,
flattered himself that they were having a very tremendous run,
with very little risk, and he was disposed to take every
advantage of his horse, by way of increasing its apparent
severity, thinking it would be a fine thing to tell his Mamma how
he had got through his horse. Monsieur having replied to their
_which ways?_ with the comfortable assurance “that they need not
trouble themselves any further, the hounds being miles and miles
away,” there was visible satisfaction on the faces of some; while
others, more knowing, attempted to conceal their delight by
lip-curling exclamations of “What a bore!”
“Thought _you_ knew the country, Brown.” “Never follow you again,
Smith,” and so on. They then began asking for the publics.
“Where’s the Red Lion?”
“Does anybody know the way to the Barley Mow?”
“How far is it to the Dog and Duck at Westpool?”
“Dat oss of yours sall not be quite vell, I tink, sare,” observed
Jack to his master, after listening to one of its ominous coughs.
“Oh, yes he is, only a little lazy,” replied Billy, giving him a
refresher, as well with the whip on his shoulder, as with the
spur on his side.
“He is feeble, I should say, sare,” continued Jack, eyeing him
pottering along.
“What should I give him, then?” asked Billy, thinking there might
be something in what Jack said.
“I sud say a leetle gin vod be de best ting for im,” replied
Jack.
“Gin! but where can I get gin here?” asked Billy.
“Dese gentlemens is asking their vays to de Poblic ouses,”
replied Jack; “and if you follows dem, you vill laud at some tap
before long.”
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