"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
NEXT day being a “dies non” in the hunting way, Sir Moses
Mainchance lay at earth to receive his steward, Mr. Mordecai
Nathan, and hear what sport he had had as well in hunting up
arrears of rent as in the management of the Pangburn Park estate
generally. Very sorry the accounts were, many of the apparent
dullard farmers being far more than a match for the sharp London
Jew. Mr. Mordecai Nathan indeed, declared that it would require a
detective policeman to watch each farm, so tricky and subtile
were the occupants. And as Sir Moses listened to the sad
recitals, how Henery Brown & Co. had been leading off their straw
by night, and Mrs. Turnbull selling her hay by day, and Jacky
Hindmarch sowing his fallows without ever taking out a single
weed, he vowed that they were a set of the biggest rogues under
the sun, and deserved to be hung all in a row,—dom’d if they
didn’t! And he moved and seconded and carried a resolution in his
own mind, that the man who meddled with land as a source of
revenue was a very great goose. So, charging Mr. Mordecai Nathan
to stick to them for the money, promising him one per cent. more
(making him eleven) on what he recovered, he at length dissolved
the meeting, most heartily wishing he had Pangburn Park in his
pocket again. Meanwhile Messrs. Flintoff and Pringle had yawned
away the morning in the usual dreamy loungy style of guests in
country-houses, where the meals are the chief incidents of the
day. Mr. Pringle not choosing to be tempted with any more “pie,”
had slipped away to the stable as soon as Cuddy produced the
dread cigar-case after breakfast, and there had a conference with
Mr. Wetun, the stud-groom, about his horse Napoleon the Great.
The drunkard half laughed when Billy asked “if he thought the
horse would be fit to come out in the morning, observing that he
thought it would be a good many mornins fust, adding that Mr.
Fleams the farrier had bled him, but he didn’t seem any better,
and that he was coming back at two o’clock, when p’raps Mr.
Pringle had better see him himself.” Whereupon our friend Billy,
recollecting Sir Moses’s earnest deprecation of his having stayed
at home for want of a horse the day before, and the liberal way
he had talked of Atalanta and Pegasus, and he didn’t know what
else, now charged Mr. Wetun not to mention his being without a
horse, lest Sir Moses might think it necessary to mount him;
which promise being duly accorded, Billy, still shirking Cuddy,
sought the retirement of his chamber, where he indited an epistle
to his anxious Mamma, telling her all, how he had left Major
Yammerton’s and the dangerous eyes, and had taken up his quarters
with Sir Moses Mainchance, a great fox-hunting Hit-im and Hold-im
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