"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
General
"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
301m
_Original Size_
Sir Moses being the great gun of the evening, of course timed
himself to arrive becomingly late—indeed the venerable post-boy
who drove him, knew to a moment when to arrive; and as the party
ascended the straight flight of stairs they met a general buzz of
conversation coming down, high above which rose the discordant
notes of the Laughing Hyæna. It was the first hunt-dinner of the
season, and being the one at which Sir Moses generally broached
his sporting requirements, parties thought it prudent to be
present, as well as to hear the prospects of the season as to
protect their own pockets. To this end some twenty or
five-and-twenty variegated guests were assembled, the majority
dressed in the red coat and yellow facings of the hunt,
exhibiting every variety of cut, from the tight short-waisted
swallow-tails of Mr. Crasher’s (the contemporary of George the
Fourth) reign, down to the sack-like garment of the present day.
Many of them looked as if, having got into their coats, they were
never to get out of them again, but as pride feels no pain, if
asked about them, they would have declared they were quite
comfortable. The dark-coated gentry were principally farmers, and
tradespeople, or the representatives of great men in the
neighbourhood. Mr. Buckwheat, Mr. Doubledrill, Mr. James
Corduroys, Mr. Stephen Broadfurrow; Mr. Pica, of the “Hit-im and
Hold-im shire Herald;” Hicks, the Flying Hatter, and his shadow
Tom Snowdon the draper or Damper, Manford the corn-merchant,
Smith the saddler. Then there was Mr. Mossman, Lord Polkaton’s
Scotch factor, Mr. Squeezeley, Sir Morgan Wildair’s agent, Mr.
Lute, on behalf of Lord Harpsichord, Mr. Stiff representing Sir
George Persiflage, &c., &c. These latter were watching the
proceedings for their employers, Sir Moses having declared that
Mr. Mossman, on a former occasion (see page 188, ante), had
volunteered to subscribe fifty pounds to the hounds, on behalf of
Lord Polkaton, and Sir Moses had made his lordship pay it
too—“dom’d if he hadn’t.” With this sketch of the company, let us
now proceed to the entry.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account