"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Now, however, that the hunt was irrevocably gone, words were
inadequate to convey old Peter the waiter’s lamentations at its
loss. “Oh dear, sir!” he would say, as he showed a stranger the
club-room, once the eighth wonder of the world, “Oh dear, sir! I
never thought to see things come to this pass. This room, sir,
used to be occupied night after night, and every Wednesday we had
more company than it could possibly hold. Now we have nothing but
a miserable three-and-sixpence a head once a month, with Sir
Moses in the chair, and a shilling a bottle for corkage. Formerly
we had six shillings a bottle for port and five for sherry,
which, as our decanters didn’t hold three parts, was pretty good
pay.” Then Peter would open the shutters and show the proportions
of the room, with the unrivalled pictures on the walls: Lord
Martingal on his horse, Lord Martingal off his horse; Mr.
Customer on his horse, Mr. Customer off his horse, Mr. Customer
getting drunk; Mr. Crasher on his horse, Mr. Crasher with a
hound, &c., all in the old woodeny style that prevailed before
the gallant Grant struck out a fresh light in his inimitable
“Breakfast,” and “Meet of the Stag-hounds.” But the reader will
perhaps accompany us to one of Sir Moses’s “Wednesday evenings;”
for which purpose they will have the goodness to suppose the
Baronet and Mr. Flintoff arrayed in the dress uniform of the
hunt—viz., scarlet coats with yellow collars and facings, and Mr.
Pringle attired in the height of the fashion, bundling into one
of those extraordinary-shaped vehicles that modern times have
introduced. “_Right!_” cries the footman from the steps of the
door, as Bankhead and Monsieur mount the box of the carriage, and
away the well-muffled party drive to the scene of action.
The great drawback to the Hit-im and Hold-im shire hunt club-room
at the Fox and Hounds hotel and posting-house at Hinton,
undoubtedly was, that there was no ante or reception room. The
guests on alighting from their vehicles, after ascending the
broad straight flight of stairs, found themselves suddenly
precipitated into the dazzling dining-room, with such dismantling
accommodation only as a low screen before the door at the low-end
of the room afforded. The effect therefore was much the or same
as if an actor dressed for his part on the stage before the
audience; a fox-hunter in his wraps, and a fox-hunter in his red,
being very distinct and different beings. It was quite
destructive of anything like imposing flourish or effect.
Moreover the accumulation of steaming things on a wet night,
which it generally was on a club dinner, added but little to the
fragrance of the room. So much for generalities; we will now
proceed to our particular dinner.
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