"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Here!” replied the Baronet, seizing a card-table from below the
portrait of Mr. Customer getting drunk, and setting it out a
little on the left of the fire. The ballot-box was then duly
deposited on the centre of the green baize with a composite
candle on each side of it.
Sir Moses, then thinking to make up in dignity what he had
sacrificed to expediency, now called upon the meeting to appoint
a Scrutineer on behalf of the club, and parties caring little who
they named so long as they were not kept waiting for dinner,
holloaed out “Mr. Flintoff!” whereupon Sir Moses put it to them
if they were all content to have Mr. Flintoff appointed to the
important and responsible office of Scrutineer, and receiving a
shower of “yes-es!” in reply, he declared Mr. Flintoff was duly
elected, and requested him to enter upon the duties of his
office.
Cuddy, then turning up his red coat wrists, so that there might
be no suspicion of concealed beans, proceeded to open and turn
the drawers of the ballot-box upside down, in order to show that
they were equally clear, and then restoring them below their
“Yes” and “No” holes, he took his station behind the table with
the soup-plate in his hand ready to drop a bean into each
member’s hand, as he advanced to receive it. Mr. Heslop presently
led the way at a dead-march-in-Saul sort of pace, and other
members falling in behind like railway passengers at a pay place,
there was a continuous dropping of beans for some minutes, a
solemn silence being preserved as if the parties expected to hear
on which side they fell.
At length the constituency was exhausted, and Mr. Flintoff having
assumed the sand-glass, and duly proclaimed that he should close
the ballot, if no member appeared before the first glass was out,
speedily declared it was run, when, laying it aside, he emptied
the soup-plate of the remaining beans, and after turning it
upside down to show the perfect fairness of the transaction,
handed it to Sir Moses to hold for the result. Drawing out the
“Yes” drawer first, he proceeded with great gravity to count the
beans out into the soup-plate—one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, and so on, up to eighteen, when the inverted drawer
proclaimed they were done.
“Eighteen Ayes,” announced Sir Moses to the meeting, amid a
murmur of applause.
Mr. Flintoff then produced the dread “No,” or black-ball drawer,
whereof one to ten white excluded, and turning it upside down,
announced, in a tone of triumph, “_none!_”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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