"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Hooray!” cried Sir Moses, seizing our hero by both hands, and
hugging him heartily—“Hooray! give you joy, my boy! you’re a
member of the first club in the world! The Caledonian’s nothing
to it;—dom’d if it is.” So saying, he again swung him severely by
the arms, and then handed him over to the meeting.
And thus Mr. Pringle was elected a member of the Hit-im and
Hold-im shire hunt, without an opportunity of asking his Mamma,
for the best of all reasons, that Sir Moses had not even asked
him himself.
CHAPTER XL. THE HUNT DINNER,
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CARCELY were the congratulations of the company to our hero, on
his becoming a member of the renowned Hit-im and Hold-im shire
hunt, over, ere a great rush of dinner poured into the room,
borne by Peter and the usual miscellaneous attendants at an inn
banquet; servants in livery, servants out of livery, servants in
a sort of half-livery, servants in place, servants out of place,
post-boys converted into footmen, “boots” put into shoes. Then
the carrot and turnip garnished roasts and boils, and stews were
crowded down the table, in a profusion that would astonish any
one who thinks it impossible to dine under a guinea a head.
Rounds, sirloins middles, sucking-pigs, poultry, &c. (for they
dispensed with the formalities of soup and fish ), being duly
distributed. Peter announced the fact deferentially to Sir Moses,
as he stood monopolizing the best place before the fire,
whereupon the Baronet, drawing his hands out of his trowser’s
pockets, let fall his yellow lined gloves and clapping his hands,
exclaimed. “DINNER GENTLEMAN!” in a stentorian voice, adding,
“PRINGLE you sit on my right! and CUDDY!” appealing to our friend
Flintoff’. “will you take the vice-chair?”
“With all my heart!” replied Cuddy, whereupon making an imaginary
hunting-horn of his hand, he put it to his mouth, and went
blowing and hooping down the room, to entice a certain portion of
the guests after him. All parties being at length suited with
seats, grace was said, and the assault commenced with the
vigorous determination of over-due appetites.
If a hand-in-the-pocket-hunt-dinner possesses few attractions in
the way of fare, it is nevertheless free from the restraints and
anxieties that pervade private entertainments, where the host
cranes at the facetious as he scowls at his butler, or madame
mingles her pleasantries with prayers for the safe arrival of the
creams, and those extremely capricious sensitive jellies. People
eat as if they had come to dine and not to talk, some, on this
occasion, eating with their knives, some with their forks, some
with both occasionally. And so, what with one aid and another,
they made a very great clatter.
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