"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
When the applause and Sir Moses had both subsided, parties who
had felt uneasy about their pockets, began to breathe more
freely, and as the bottles again circulated, Mr. Mossman and
others, for whom wine was too cold, slipped out to get their
pipes, and something warm in the bar; Mossman calling for
whiskey, Buckwheat for brandy, Broadfurrow for gin, and so on.
Then as they sugared and flavoured their tumblers, they chewed
the cud of Sir Moses’s eloquence, and at length commenced
discussing it, as each man got seated with his pipe in his mouth
and his glass on his knee, in a little glass-fronted bar.
“What a man he is to talk, that Sir Moses,” observed Buckwheat
after a long respiration.
“He’s a greet economist of the truth, I reckon,” replied Mr.
Mossman, withdrawing his pipe from his mouth, “for I’ve written
to him till I’m tired, about last year’s damage to Mrs. Anthill’s
sown grass.”
“He’s right, though, in saying he never paid for poultry,”
observed Mr. Broadfurrow, with a humorous shake of his big head,
“but, my word, his hook-nosed agent has as many letters as would
paper a room;” and so they sipped, and smoked, and talked the
Baronet over, each man feeling considerably relieved at there
being no fresh attempt on the pocket.
Meanwhile Sir Moses, with the aid of Cuddy Flintoff, trimmed the
table, and kept the bottles circulating briskly, presently
calling on Mr. Paul Straddler for a song, who gave them the old
heroic one, descriptive of a gallant run with the Hit-im and
Hold-im shire hounds, in the days of Mr. Customer, at which they
all laughed and applauded as heartily as if they had never heard
it before. They then drank Mr. Straddler’s health, and thanks to
him for his excellent song.
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