"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Gentlemen!” repeated Sir Moses, for the third time, amid cries
of “hear, hear,” and “order, order,”—“I now have the pleasure of
introducing to your notice the toast of the evening—a toast
endeared by a thousand associations, and rendered classical by
the recollection of the great and good men who have given it in
times gone by from this very chair—(applause). I need hardly say,
gentlemen, that that toast is the renowned Hit-im and Hold-im
shire hunt—(renewed applause)—a hunt second to none in the
kingdom; a hunt whose name is famous throughout the land, and
whose members are the very flower and élite of society—(renewed
applause). Never, he was happy to say, since it was established,
were its prospects so bright and cheering as they were at the
present time—(great applause, the announcement being considered
indicative of a healthy exchequer)—its country was great, its
covers perfect, and thanks to their truly invaluable allies—the
farmers—their foxes most abundant—(renewed applause). Of those
excellent men it was impossible to speak in terms of too great
admiration and respect—(applause)—whether he looked at those he
was blessed with upon his own estate—(laughter)—or at the great
body generally, he was lost for words to express his opinion of
their patriotism, and the obligations he felt under to them. So
far from ever hinting at such a thing as damage, he really
believed a farmer would be hooted from the market-table who
broached such a subject—(applause, with murmurs of dissent)—or
who even admitted it was possible that any could be
done—(laughter and applause). As for a few cocks and hens, he was
sure they felt a pleasure in presenting them to the foxes. At all
events, he could safely say he had never paid for any—(renewed
laughter). Looking, therefore, at the hunt in all its aspects—its
sport past, present, and to come—he felt that he never addressed
them under circumstances of greater promise, or with feelings of
livelier satisfaction. It only remained for them to keep matters
up to the present mark, to insure great and permanent prosperity.
He begged, therefore, to propose, with all the honours, Success
to the Hit-im and Hold-im shire hunt!”—(drunk with three times
three and one cheer more). Sir Moses and Cuddy Flintoff mounting
their chairs to mark time. Flintoff finishing off with a round of
view halloas and other hunting noises.
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