"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Meanwhile Mr. Pringle stood twirling his trifling moustache,
wishing to sit down, but feeling there was something to keep him
up: still he couldn’t hit it off. Even a friendly round of
applause failed to help him out; at length, Sir Moses, fearing he
might stop altogether, whispered the words “_My health_,” just
under his nose; at which Billy perking up, exclaimed, “Oh, aye,
to be sure!” and seizing a decanter under him, he filled himself
a bumper of port, calling upon the company to follow his example.
This favour being duly accorded, our friend then proceeded, in a
very limping, halting sort of way, to eulogise a man with whom he
was very little acquainted amid the friendly word-supplying
cheers and plaudits of the party. At length he stopped again,
still feeling that he was not due on his seat, but quite unable
to say why he should not resume it. The company thinking he might
have something to say to the purpose, how he meant to hunt with
them, or something of that sort, again supplied the cheers of
encouragement. It was of no use, however, he couldn’t hit it off.
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“_All the honors!_” at length whispered Sir Moses as before.
“O, ah, to be sure! _all the honors!_” replied Billy aloud,
amidst the mirth of the neighbours. “Gentlemen!” continued he,
elevating his voice to its former pitch, “This toast I feel
assured—that is to say, I feel quite certain. I mean,” stammered
he, stamping with his foot, “I, I, I.”
“_Aye, two thou’s i’ Watlington goods!_” exclaimed the
half-drunken Mr. Corduroys, an announcement that drew forth such
a roar of laughter as enabled Billy to tack the words, “all the
honors,” to the end, and so with elevated glass to continue the
noise with cheers. He then sate down perfectly satisfied with
this his first performance, feeling that he had the germs of
oratory within him.
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