"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
A suitable time having elapsed, Sir Moses rose and returned
thanks with great vigour, declaring that beyond all comparison
that was the proudest moment of his life, and that he wouldn’t
exchange the mastership of the Hit-im and Hold-im shire hounds
for the highest, the noblest office in the world—Dom’d if he
would! with which asseveration he drank all their very good
healths, and resumed his seat amidst loud and long continued
applause, the timidest then feeling safe against further demands
on their purses. Another song quickly followed, and then
according to the usual custom of society, that the more you abuse
a man in private the more you praise him in public, Sir Moses
next proposed the health of that excellent and popular nobleman
the Earl of Ladythorne, whose splendid pack showed such
unrivalled sport in the adjoining county of Featherbedford; Sir
Moses, after a great deal of flattery, concluding by declaring
that he would “go to the world’s end to serve Lord
Ladythorne—Dom’d if he wouldn’t,” a sort of compliment that the
noble Earl never reciprocated; on the contrary, indeed, when he
condescended to admit the existence of such a man as Sir Moses,
it was generally in that well-known disparaging enquiry, “Who
_is_ that Sir Aaron Mainchance? or who is that Sir Somebody
Mainchance, who hunts Hit-im and Hold-im shire?” He never could
hit off the Baronet’s Christian or rather Jewish name. Now,
however, it was all the noble Earl, “my noble friend and brother
master,” the “noble and gallant sportsman,” and so on. Sir Moses
thus partly revenging himself on his lordship with the freedom.
When a master of hounds has to borrow a “draw” from an adjoining
country, it is generally a pretty significant hint that his own
is exhausted, and when the chairman of a hunt dinner begins
toasting his natural enemy the adjoining master, it is pretty
evident that the interest of the evening is over. So it was on
the present occasion. Broad backs kept bending away at intervals,
thinking nobody saw them, leaving large gaps unclosed up, while
the guests that remained merely put a few drops in the bottoms of
their glasses or passed the bottles altogether.
Sir Aaron, we beg his pardon—Sir Moses, perceiving this, and
knowing the value of a good report, called on those who were left
to “fill a bumper to the health of their excellent and truly
invaluable friend Mr. Pica, contrasting his quiet habits with the
swaggering bluster of a certain Brummagem Featherbedfordshire
D’Orsay.” (Drunk with great applause, D’Orsay Davis having more
than once sneered at the equestrian prowess of the Hit-im aud
Hold-im shire-ites.)
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