"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The good they do was presently shown on this occasion by Mr.
Smoothley, the Jackall of the hunt, whose pecuniary obligations
to Sir Moses we have already hinted at, coming bowing and fawning
obsequiously up to our Billy, revolving his hands as though he
were washing them, and congratulating him upon becoming one of
them. Mr. Smoothley was what might be called the head pacificator
of the hunt, the gentleman who coaxed subscriptions, deprecated
damage, and tried to make young gentlemen believe they had had
very good runs, when in fact they had only had very middling
ones.
The significant interchange of glances between Sir Moses and him
during Billy’s speech related to a certain cover called Waverley
gorse, which the young Woolpack, Mr. Treadcroft, who had
ascertained his inability to ride, had announced his intention of
resigning. The custom of the hunt was, first to get as many
covers as they could for nothing; secondly to quarter as few on
the club funds as possible; and thirdly to get young gentlemen to
stand godfathers to covers, in other words to get them to pay the
rent in return for the compliment of the cover passing by their
names, as Heslop’s spiny, Linch’s gorse, Benson’s banks, and so
on.
This was generally an after-dinner performance, and required a
skilful practitioner to accomplish, more particularly as the
trick was rather notorious. Mr. Smoothley was now about to try
his hand on Mr. Pringle. The bowing and congratulations over, and
the flexible back straightened, he commenced by observing that,
he supposed a copy of the rules of the hunt addressed to Pangburn
Park, would find our friend.
“Yarse,” drawled Billy, wondering if there would be anything to
pay. “Dash it, he wished there mightn’t? Shouldn’t be surprised
if there was?”
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Mr. Smoothley, however, gave him little time for reflection, for
taking hold of one of his own red-coat buttons, he observed,
“that as he supposed Mr. Pringle would be sporting the hunt
uniform, he might take the liberty of mentioning that Garnett the
silversmith in the market-place had by far the neatest and best
pattern’d buttons.”
“Oh, Garnett, oh, yarse,” replied Billy, thinking he would get a
set for his pink, instead of the plain ones he was wearing.
“His shop is next the Lion and the Lamb public house,” continued
Mr. Smoothley, “between it and Mrs. Russelton the milliner’s, and
by the way that reminds me,” continued he, though we don’t
exactly see how it could, “and by the way that reminds me that
there is an excellent opportunity for distinguishing yourself by
adopting the cover young Mr. Treadcroft has just abandoned.”
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