"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mr. Pica, who was a fisherman and a very bad one to boot, then
arose and began dribbling out the old stereotyped formula about
air we breathe, have it not we die, &c., which was a signal for a
general rise; not all Sir Moses and Cuddy Flintoff’s united
efforts being able to restrain the balance of guests from
breaking away, and a squabble occurring behind the screen about a
hat, the chance was soon irrevocably gone. Mr. Pica was,
therefore, left alone in his glory. If any one, however, can
afford to be indifferent about being heard, it is surely an
editor who can report himself in his paper, and poor Pica did
himself ample justice in the “Hit-im and Hold-im shire Herald” on
the Saturday following.
CHAPTER XLI. THE HUNT TEA.—BUSHEY HEATH AND BARE ACRES.
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THE 15th rule of the Hit-im and Hold-im shire hunt, provides that
all members who dine at the club, may have tea and muffins ad
libitum for 6 d. a head afterwards, and certainly nothing can be
more refreshing after a brawling riotous dinner than a little
quiet comfortable Bohea. Sir Moses always had his six-penn’orth,
as had a good many of his friends and followers. Indeed the rule
was a proposition of the Baronet’s, such a thing as tea being
unheard of in the reign of Mr. Customer, or any of Sir Moses’s
great predecessors. Those were the days of “lift him up and carry
him to bed.” Thank goodness they are gone! Men can hunt without
thinking it necessary to go out with a headache. Beating a jug in
point of capacity is no longer considered the accomplishment of a
gentleman.
Mr. Pica’s eloquence having rather prematurely dissolved the
meeting, Sir Moses and his friends now congregated round the fire
all very cheery and well pleased with themselves—each flattering
the other in hopes of getting a compliment in return. “Gone off
amazingly well!” exclaimed one, rubbing his hands in delight at
its being over. “Capital party,” observed another. “Excellent
speech yours, Sir Moses,” interposed a third. “Never heard a
better,” asserted a fourth. “Ought to ask to have it printed,”
observed a fifth. “O, never fear! Pica’ll do that,” rejoined a
sixth, and so they went on warding off the awkward thought, so
apt to arise of “what a bore these sort of parties are. Wonder if
they do any good?”
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