"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Just as Sir Moses was blowing his beak, stirring the fire, and
chuckling at the success of the venture, a gingling of cups and
tinkling of spoons was heard in the distance, and presently a
great flight of tea-trays emerged from either side of the screen,
conspicuous among the bearers of which were the tall
ticket-of-leave butler and the hirsute Monsieur Jean Rougier.
These worthies, with a few other “gentlemen’s gentlemen,” had
been regaled to a supper in the “Blenheim,” to which Peter had
contributed a liberal allowance of hunt wine, the consumption of
which was checked by the corks, one set, it was said, serving
Peter the season. That that which is everybody’s business is
nobody’s, is well exemplified in these sort of transactions, for
though a member of the hunt went through the form of counting the
cork-tops every evening, and seeing that they corresponded with
the number set down in Peter’s book, nobody ever compared the
book with the cellar, so that in fact Peter was both check-keeper
and auditor. Public bodies, however, are all considered fair
game, and the Hit-im and Hold-im shire hunt was no exception to
the rule. In addition to the wine, there had been a sufficient
allowance of spirits in the “Blenheim” to set the drunkards to
work on their own account, and Jack Rogers, who was quite the
life of the party, was very forward in condition when the
tea-summons was heard.
“Hush!” cried Peter, holding up his hand, and listening to an
ominous bell-peal, “I do believe that’s for tea! So it is,”
sighed he, as a second summons broke upon the ear. “Tea at this
hour!” ejaculated he, “who’d ha’ thought it twenty years ago!
Why, this is just the time they’d ha’ been calling for Magnums,
and beginnin’ the evening—_Tea!_ They’d as soon ha’ thought of
callin’ for winegar!” added he, with a bitter sneer. So saying,
Peter dashed a tear from his aged eye, and rising from his chair,
craved the assistance of his guests to carry the degrading
beverage up-stairs, to our degenerate party. “A set of
weshenvomen!” muttered he, as the great slop-basin-like-cups
stood ranged on trays along the kitchen-table ready for
conveyance. “Sarves us right for allowing such a chap to take our
country,” added he, adopting his load, and leading the tea-van.
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