"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
When the soothing, smoking beverage entered, our friend, Cuddy
Flintoff, was “yoicking” himself about the club-room, stopping
now at this picture, now that, holloaing at one, view-holloaing
at another, thus airing his hunting noises generally, as each
successive subject recalled some lively association in his too
sensitive hunting imagination. Passing from the contemplation of
that great work of art, Mr. Customer getting drunk, he suddenly
confronted the tea-brigade entering, led by Peter, Monsieur, and
the ticket-of-leave butler.
“Holloa! old Bushey Heath!” exclaimed Cuddy, dapping his hands,
as Mousieur’s frizzed face loomed congruously behind a
muffin-towering tea-tray. “Holloa! old Bushey Heath!” repeated
he, louder than before, “_What cheer there?_”
“Vot cheer there, Brother Bareacres?” replied Jack in the same
familiar tone, to the great consternation of Cuddy, and the
amusement of the party.
“Dash the fellow! but he’s getting bumptious,” muttered Cuddy,
who had no notion of being taken up that way by a servant. “Dash
the fellow! but he’s getting bumptious,” repeated he, adding
aloud to Jack, “That’s not the way you talked when you tumbled
off your horse the other day!”
“Tombled off my ‘oss, sare!” replied Jack, indignantly—“tombled
off my ‘oss, sare—nevare, sare!—nevare!”
“What!” retorted Cuddy, “do you mean to say you didn’t tumble off
your horse on the Crooked Billet day?” for Cuddy had heard of
that exploit, but not of Jack’s subsequent performance.
“No, sare, I jomp off,” replied Jack, thinking Cuddy alluded to
his change of horses with the Woolpack.
“_Jo-o-m-p_ off! j-o-omp off!” reiterated Cuddy, “we all jomp
off, when we can’t keep on. Why didn’t old Imperial John take you
into the Crooked Billet, and scrape you, and cherish you, and
comfort you, and treat you as he would his own son?” demanded
Cuddy.
“Imperial John, sare, nevare did nothin’ of the sort,” replied
Jack, confidently. “Imperial John and I retired to ‘ave leetle
drop drink together to our better ‘quaintance. I met John there,
_n’est-ce pas?_ Monsieur Sare Moses, Baronet! Vasn’t it as I
say?” asked Jack, jingling his tea-tray before the Baronet.
“Oh yes,” replied Sir Moses,—“Oh yes, undoubtedly; I introduced
you there; but here! let me have some tea,” continued he, taking
a cup, wishing to stop the conversation, lest Lord Ladythorne
might hear he had introduced his right-hand man, Imperial John,
to a servant.
Cuddy, however, wasn’t to be stopped. He was sure Jack had
tumbled off, and was bent upon working him in return for his
Bareacres compliment.
“Well, but tell us,” said he, addressing Jack again, “did you
come over his head or his tail, when you jomp off?”
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