"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Don’t, Cuddy! don’t!” now muttered Sir Moses, taking the entire
top tier off a pile of muffins, and filling his mouth as full as
it would hold; “don’t,” repeated he, adding, “it’s no use (munch)
bullying a poor (crunch) beggar because he’s a (munch) Frenchman”
(crunch). Sir Moses then took a great draught of tea.
Monsieur’s monkey, however, was now up, and he felt inclined to
tackle with Flintoff. “I tell you vot, sare Cuddy,” said he,
looking him full in the face, “you think yourself vare great man,
vare great ossmaan, vare great foxer, and so on, bot I vill ride
you a match for vot monies you please.”
“Hoo-ray! well done you! go it, Monsieur! Who’d ha’ thought it!
Now for some fun!” resounded through the room, bringing all
parties in closer proximity.
Flintoff was rather taken aback. He didn’t expect anything of
that sort, and though he fully believed Jack to be a tailor, he
didn’t want to test the fact himself; indeed he felt safer on
foot than on horseback, being fonder of the theory than of the
reality of hunting.
“Hut you and your matches,” sneered he, thrusting his hands deep
in his trousers’ pockets, inclining to sheer of, adding, “go and
get his Imperial Highness to ride you one.”
“His Imperial Highness, sare, don’t deal in oss matches. He is
not a jockey, he is a gentlemans—great friend of de great lords
vot rules de oder noisy dogs,” replied Jack.
“_Humph_, grunted Sir Moses, not liking the language.
“In-deed!” exclaimed Cuddy with a frown, “In-deed! Hark to
Monsieur! Hark!”
“Oh, make him a match, Cuddy! make him a match!” now interposed
Paul Straddler, closing up to prevent Cuddy’s retreat. Paul, as
we said before, was a disengaged gentleman who kept a house of
call for Bores at Hinton,—a man who was always ready to deal, or
do anything, or go any where at any body else’s expense. A great
judge of a horse, a great judge of a groom, a great judge of a
gig, a gentleman a good deal in Cuddy Flintoff’s own line in
short, and of course not a great admirer of his. He now thought
he saw his way to a catch, for the Woolpack had told him how
shamefully Jack had bucketed his horse, and altogether he thought
Monsieur might be as good a man across country as Mr. Flintoff.
At all events he would like to see.
“Oh, make him a match, Cuddy! make him a match!” now exclaimed
he, adding in Flintoff’s ear, “never let it be said you were
afraid of a Frenchman.”
“Afraid!” sneered Cuddy, “nobody who knows me will think that, I
guess.”
“Well then, _make_ him a match!” urged Tommy Heslop, who was no
great admirer of Cuddy’s either; “_make_ him a match, and I’ll go
your halves.”
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