"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
THIS way, sir,—please, sir,—yes, sir,” bowed the now obsequious
Ben, guiding Billy by the light of a chamber candle through the
intricacies of the half-lit inner entrance. “Take care, sir,
there’s a step, sir,” continued he, stopping and showing where
the first stumbling-block resided. Billy then commenced the
gradual accent of the broad, gently-rising staircase, each step
increasing his conviction of the magnitude of the venture, and
making him feel that his was not the biggest house in town. As he
proceeded he wondered what Nothin’-but-what’s-right Jerry, or
Half-a-yard-of-the-table Joe, above all Mrs.
Half-a-yard-of-the-table, would say if they could see him thus
visiting at a nobleman’s house, it seemed more like summut in a
book or a play than downright reality. Still there was no reason
why a fine lady should not take a fancy to him—many deuced deal
uglier fellows than he had married fine ladies, and he would take
his chance along with the rest of them—so he laboured up after
Ben, hoping he might not come down stairs quicker than he went
up.
The top landing being gained, they passed through lofty
folding-doors into the suite of magnificent but now put-away
drawing-rooms, whose spectral half collapsed canvas bags, and
covered statues and sofas, threw a Kensal-Green-Cemetery sort of
gloom over Billy’s spirits; speedily, however, to be dispelled by
the radiance of the boudoir into which he was now passed through
an invisible door in the gilt-papered wall. “Mr. William Pringle,
ma’m,” whispered Ben, in a tone that one could hardly reconcile
to the size of the monster: and Miss Willing having risen at the
sound of the voice, bowing, Billy and she were presently locked
hand in hand, smiling and teeth-showing most extravagantly. “I’ll
ring for tea presently,” observed she to Ben, who seemed disposed
to fuss and loiter about the room. “If you please, my lady,”
replied Ben, bowing himself backwards through the panel. Happy
Billy was then left alone with his charmer, save that
beetroot-coloured Ben was now listening at one door on his own
account, and Pheasant-feathers at the other on Miss Willing’s.
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