"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Imperial Jane kept old Binks on the fret for some time, until
another of his lordship’s tenants, young Fred Poppyfield,
becoming enamoured of her charms, and perhaps wishing to ride in
scarlet too, sought her fair hand, whereupon his lordship, acting
with his usual munificence, set them up on a farm at so low a
rent that it acquired the name of Gift Hall Farm. This
arrangement set Barley Hall free so far as the petticoats were
concerned, and his lordship little knowing how well she was “up”
in the country, thought this great gouk of a farmer, with his
plate in his drawing-room, might come over the accomplished Miss
de Glancey,—the lady who sneered at himself as “a mere
fox-hunter.” And the wicked monkey favoured the delusion, which
she saw through the moment his lordship brought the pompous
egotist up at Newington Gorse, and begged to be allowed to
introduce his friend, Mr Hybrid, and she inwardly resolved to
give Mr. Hybrid a benefit. Forsaking his lordship therefore
entirely, she put forth her most seductive allurements at
Imperial John, talked most amazingly to him, rode over whatever
he recommended, and seemed quite smitten with him.
And John, who used to boast that somehow the “gals couldn’t
withstand him,” was so satisfied with his success, that he
presently blundered out an offer, when Miss de Glancey, having
led him out to the extreme length of his tether, gave such a
start and shudder of astonishment as Fanny Kemble, or Mrs.
Siddons herself, might have envied.
“O, Mr. Hybrid! O, Mr. Hybrid!” gasped she, opening wide her
intelligent eyes, as if she had but just discovered his meaning.
“O, Mr. Hybrid!” exclaimed she for the third time,
“_you—you—you_,” and turning aside as if to conceal her emotion,
she buried her face in her laced-fringed, richly-cyphered
kerchief.
John, who was rather put out by some women who were watching him
from the adjoining turnip-field, construing all this into the
usual misfortune of the ladies not being able to withstand him,
returned to the charge as soon as he got out of their hearing,
when he was suddenly brought up by such a withering “_Si-r-r-r!
do you mean to insult me?_” coupled with a look that nearly
started the basket-buttons of his green cut-away, and convinced
him that Miss de Glancey, at all events, could withstand him. So
his Majesty slunk off, consoling himself with the reflection,
that riding-habits covered a multitude of sins, and that if he
was not much mistaken, she would want a deal of oil-cake, or cod
liver oil, or summut o’ that sort, afore she was fit to show.
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