"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mrs. Pringle knew better than hold a levee in Curtain Crescent,
letting all the applicants pump Properjohn or such of the maids
as they could get hold of; and having advertised for written
applications, stating full particulars of previous service, and
credentials, to be addressed to F. P. at Chisel the baker’s, in
Yeast Street, she selected some half-dozen of the most promising
ones, and appointed the parties to meet her, at different hours
of course, at the first-class waiting-room of the great Western
Station, intimating that they would know her by a bunch of red
geraniums she would hold in her hand. And the second applicant,
Jean Rougier, looked so like her money, having a sufficient
knowledge of the English language to be able to understand all
that was said, and yet at the same time sufficiently ignorant of
it to invite confidential communications to be made before him;
that after glancing over the testimonials bound up in his little
parchment-backed passport book, she got the name and address of
his then master, and sought an interview to obtain Monsieur’s
character. This gentleman, Sir Harry Bolter, happening to owe
Jack three-quarters of a year’s wages, which he was not likely to
pay, spoke of him in the highest possible terms, glossing over
his little partiality for drink by saying that, like all
Frenchmen, he was of a convivial turn; and in consequence of Sir
Harry’s and Jack’s own recommendations, Mrs. Pringle took him.
The reader will therefore now have the kindness to consider our
hero and his valet under way, with a perfect pyramid of luggage,
and Monsieur arrayed in the foraging cap, the little coatee, the
petticoat trowsers, and odds and ends money-bag of his long
adopted country, slung across his ample chest.
Their arrival and reception at Tantivy Castle will perhaps be
best described in the following letter from Billy to his mother:—
Tantivy Castle.
My dearest Mamma,
_I write a line to say that I arrived here quite safe by the 5-30
train, and found the Earl as polite as possible. I should tell
you that I made a mistake at starting, for it being dark when I
arrived, and getting confused with a whole regiment of footmen, I
mistook a fine gentleman who came forward to meet me for the
Earl, and made him a most respectful bow, which the ass returned,
and began to talk about the weather; and when the real Earl came
in I took him for a guest, and was going to weather him. However
he soon put all matters right, and introduced me to Mrs. Moffatt,
a very fine lady, who seems to rule the roast here in grand
style. They say she never wears the same dress twice._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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