"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Ah Major Yammerton!” exclaimed the Earl, breaking off in the
middle of the turnip dialogue with Imperial John. “Ah, Major
Yammerton, I’m delighted to see you” (getting a glimpse of the
girls). “Mrs. Yammerton, this is indeed extremely kind,”
continued he, taking both her hands in his; “and bringing your
lovely daughters,” continued he, advancing to greet them.
Mrs. Yammerton here gave the Major a nudge to remind him of his
propriety speech. “The gi—gi—girls and Mrs. Ya—Ya—Yammerton,” for
he always stuttered when he told lies, which was pretty often;
“the gi—gi—girls and Mrs. Ya—Ya—Yammerton have done me the
honour—”
Another nudge from Mrs. Yammerton.
“I mean to say the gi—gi—girls and Mrs. Ya—Ya—Yammerton,”
observed he, with a stamp of the foot and a shake of the head,
for he saw that his dread enemy, Imperial John, was laughing at
him, “have done themselves the honour of co—co—coming, in hopes
to be allowed the p—p—p—pleasure of seeing your mama—magnificent
collection of pi—pi—pictors.” the Major at length getting out
what he had been charged to say.
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“By all means!” exclaimed the delighted Earl, “by all means; but
first let me have the pleasure of conducting you to the
refreshment-room;” saying which his lordship offered Mrs.
Yammerton his arm. So passing up the long gallery, and entering
by the private door, he popped her down beside Mrs. Moffatt
before Mrs. Yammerton knew where she was.
Just then our friend Billy Pringle, who, with the aid of Rougier,
had effected a most successful _logement_ in his hunting things,
made his appearance, to whom the Earl having assigned the care of
the young ladies, now beat a retreat to the hall, leaving Mrs.
Yammerton lost in astonishment as to what her Mrs. Grundy would
say, and speculations as to which of her daughters would do for
Mr. Pringle.
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