"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Imperial John, who had usurped the Earl’s place before the fire,
now shied off to one side as his lordship approached, and made
his most flexible obeisance to the two Mr. Fothergills and Mr.
Stot, who had arrived during his absence. These, then, gladly
passed on to the banqueting-room just as the Condor-like wings of
the entrance hall door flew open and admitted Imperial Jane, now
the buxom Mrs. Poppyfield. She came smiling past the screen,
magnificently attired in purple velvet and ermine, pretending she
had only come to warm herself at the “‘All fire while Pop looked
for the groom, who had brought his ‘orse, and who was to drive
her ‘ome;” but hearing from the Earl that the Yammertons were all
in the banqueting-room, she saw no reason why she shouldn’t go
too; so when the next shoal of company broke against the screen,
she took Imperial John’s arm, and preceded by a cloud of lackeys,
cerulean-blue and others, passed from the hall to the grand
apartment, up which she sailed majestically, tossing her plumed
head at that usurper Mrs. Moffatt; and then increased the kettle
of fish poor Mrs. Yammerton was in by seating herself beside her.
“Impudent woman,” thought Mrs. Yammerton, “if I’d had any idea of
this I wouldn’t have come;” and she thought how lucky it was she
had put the Major up to asking to see the “pictors.” It was
almost a pity he was so anxious to be a magistrate. Thought he
might be satisfied with being Major of such a fine regiment as
the Featherbedfordshire Militia. Nor were her anxieties
diminished by the way the girls took the words out of each
other’s mouths, as it were, in their intercourse with Billy
Pringle, thus preventing either from making any permanent
impression.
The great flood of company now poured into the hall, red coats,
green coats, black coats, brown coats, mingled with
variously-coloured petticoats. The ladies of the court, Mrs.
Cypher, Mrs. Pillerton, Mrs. and the Misses Easylease, Mrs.
Section, and others, hurried through with a shivering sort of
step as if they were going to bathe. Mr. D’Orsay Davis, the “we”
of the Featherbedfordshire Gazette, made his bow and passed on
with stately air, as a ruler of the roast ought to do. The Earl
of Stare, as Mr. Buckwheat was called, from the fixed
protuberance of his eyes—a sort of second edition of Imperial
John, but wanting his looks, and Gameboy Green, the hard rider of
the hunt, came in together; and the Earl of Stare, sporting
scarlet, advanced to his brother peer, the Earl, who, not
thinking him an available card, turned him over to Imperial John
who had now returned from his voyage with Imperial Jane, while
his lordship commenced a building conversation with Mr. Brick.
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