"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Gentlemen and Ladies! Oi beg to propose that we drink this toast
up standin’ with all the honours!—Featherbedfordshire fire!” upon
which there was a great outburst of applause, mingled with
demands for wine, and requests from the ladies, that the
gentlemen would be good enough to take their chairs off their
dresses, or move a little to one side, so that they might have
room to stand up; Crinoline, we should observe, being very
abundant with many of them.
A tremendous discharge of popularity then ensued, the cheers
being led by Imperial John, much to the little Major’s chagrin,
who wondered how he could ever have sat down without calling for
them.
Now, the Earl, we should observe, had not risen in the best of
moods that morning, having had a disagreeable dream, in which he
saw old Binks riding his favourite horse Valiant, Mazeppa
fashion, making a drag of his statue of the Greek slave,
enveloped in an anise-seeded bathing-gown; a vexation that had
been further increased when he arose, by the receipt of a letter
from his “good-natured friend” in London, telling him how old
Binks had been boasting at Boodle’s that he was within an ace of
an Earldom, and now to be clumsily palavered by Yammerton was
more than he could bear.
He didn’t want to be praised for anything but his sporting
propensities, and Imperial John knew how to do it. Having,
however, a good dash of satire in his composition, when the
applause and the Crinoline had subsided, he arose as if highly
delighted, and assured them that if anything could enhance the
pleasure of that meeting, it was to have his health proposed by
such a sportsman as Major Yammerton, a gentleman who he believed
had kept harriers five-and-thirty years, a feat he believed
altogether unequalled in the annals of sporting—(laughter and
applause)—during which the little Major felt sure he was going to
conclude by proposing his health with all the honours, instead of
which, however, his lordship branched off to his own department
of sport, urging them to preserve foxes most scrupulously, never
to mind a little poultry damage, for Mr. Boggledike would put all
that right, never to let the odious word Strychnine be heard in
the country, and concluded by proposing a bumper to their next
merry meeting, which was the usual termination of the
proceedings. The party then rose, chairs fell out of line, and
flying crumpled napkins completed the confusion of the scene.
CHAPTER XII. THE MORNING FOX.—THE AFTERNOON FOX.
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