"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
THE day was quite at its best, when the party-coloured bees
emerged from the sweets of Tantivy Castle, to taint the pure
atmosphere with their nasty cigars, and air themselves on the
terrace, letting the unadmitted world below see on what excellent
terms they were with an Earl. Then Imperial John upbraided Major.
Yammerton for taking the words out of his mouth, as it were, and
the cockey Major turned up his nose at the “farmer fellow” for
presuming to lector him. Then the emboldened ladies strolled
through the picture-galleries and reception-rooms, regardless of
Mrs. Moffatt or any one else, wondering where this door led to
and where that. The hounds had been basking and loitering on the
lawn for some time, undergoing the inspection and criticisms of
the non-hunting portion of the establishment, the gardeners, the
gamekeepers, the coachmen, the helpers, the housemaids, and so
on. They all pronounced them as perfect as could be, and Mr.
Hoggledike received their compliments with becoming satisfaction,
saying, with a chuck of his chin, “Yas, Yas, I think they’re
about as good as can be! Parfaction. I may say!”
Having abused the cigars, we hope our fair friends will now
excuse us for saying that we know of few less agreeable scenes
than a show meet with fox-hounds. The whole thing is opposed to
the wild nature of hunting. Some people can eat at any time, but
to a well-regulated appetite, having to undergo even the
semblance of an additional meal is inconvenient; while to have to
take a _bonâ fide_ dinner in the morning, soup, toast, speeches
and all, is perfectly suicidal of pleasure. On this occasion, the
wine-flushed guests seemed fitted for Cremorne or Foxhall, as
they used to pronounce Vauxhall, than for fox-hunting. Indeed,
the cigar gentry swaggered about with a very rakish, Regent
Street air. His lordship alone seemed impressed with the
importance of the occasion; but his anxiety arose from
indecision, caused by the Binks’ dream and letter, and fear lest
the Yammerton girls might spoil Billy for Miss de Glancey, should
his lordship adhere to his intention of introducing them to each
other. Then he began to fidget lest he might be late at the
appointed place, and Miss de Glancey go home, and so frustrate
either design.
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