"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
_“Beware of Miss de Glancey. She is a most determined coquette,
and if she had fifty suitors, wouldn’t be happy if she saw
another woman with one, without trying to get him from her. She
hasn’t a halfpenny. If you see her again, ask her if she knows
Mr. Hotspur Smith, or Mr. Enoch Benson, or Mr. Woodhorn, and tell
me how she looks. What is she doing down there? Surely she hasn’t
the vanity to think she can captivate the Earl. You needn’t
mention me to Mrs. Moffatt, but I should like to know what she
has on, and also if there are any new dishes for dinner. Indeed,
the less you talk about your belongings the better; for the world
has but two ways, that of running people down much below their
real level, or of extolling them much beyond their deserts.
Remember, well-bred people always take breeding for granted, ‘one
of us,’ as they say in others when they find them at good houses,
and as you have a good name, you have nothing to do but hold your
tongue, and the chances are they will estimate you at far more
than your real worth._
_“A valet is absolutely indispensable for a young gentleman.
Bless you! you would be thought nothing of among the servants if
you hadn’t one. They are their masters’ trumpeters. A valet,
especially a French one, putting on two clean shirts a day, and
calling for Burgundy after your cheese, are about the most
imposing things in the lower regions. In small places, giving as
much trouble as possible, and asking for things you think they
haven’t got, is very well; but this will not do where you now
are. In a general way, it is a bad plan taking servants to great
houses, for, as they all measure their own places by the best
they have ever seen, and never think how many much worse ones
there are, they come back discontented, and are seldom good for
much until they have undergone a quarter’s starving or so, out of
place. It is a good thing when the great man of a country sets an
example of prudence and economy, for then all others can quote
him, instead of having the bad practices of other places raked up
as authority for introducing them into theirs. The Earl, however,
would never be able to get through half his income if he was not
to wink at a little prodigality, and the consumption of wine in
great houses would be a mere nothing if it was not for the
assistance of the servants. Indeed, the higher you get into
society, the less wine you get, until you might expect to see it
run out to nothing at a Duke’s. I dare say Rougier will be fond
of drink, and the English servants will perhaps be fond of plying
him with it; but, so long as he does not get incompetent, a
little jollity on his part will make them more communicative
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