Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
Leandro Perez, as soon as Asmodeus had finished this narrative, said
to him: "A very pretty picture of friendship have you presented! But,
rare though it be to see two men so bound by love as the Toledan and
Don Fabricio, I imagine it were quite impossible to find two rivals of
the softer sex, who could so generously sacrifice to each other, for
friendship's sake, the man they love."
"Doubtless!" replied the Devil: "that is a sight the world ne'er saw,
and one that, as it grows older, it probably never will see. Women have
no affection for each other. I will suppose two who think themselves
friends; I will even go the length to suppose that they never speak ill
of one another when apart,--so extraordinary are the ties which bind
them. Well! see them together; and incline the least towards the one,
and rage shall fill the bosom of the other; not that she cares an atom
for yourself, but because she would be preferred by all. Such is the
character of woman: jealousy occupies too large a portion of her heart
to leave room for friendship."
"The history of these peerless friends," replied Don Cleophas,
"possesses a slight touch of the romantic, and has led us somewhat
from our object. The night is far advanced, and we shall soon behold
the brilliant heralds of the coming day: I expect of you, therefore,
a new pleasure. I perceive a great number of persons still sleeping,
and wish you to satisfy my curiosity by informing me of their dreams."
"Willingly!" replied the Demon. "You are, I see, an admirer of _les
tableaux changeants;_ I will gratify your taste."
"Thanks!" said Zambullo: "I expect that I am about to hear of rare
absurdities in these same dreams." "And why?" asked the Cripple: "you,
so well versed in Ovid, do you not know that it is towards break of
day that dreams visit the mind with presages of truth, because at that
time the soul is disengaged from the vapours of digestion?" "Oh! as to
that," replied the Student, "despite of master Ovid, I have no faith
in dreams." "You are wrong, then," exclaimed Asmodeus: "you should
neither treat them as fantastic visions, nor yet believe them all; they
are liars, who sometimes speak the truth. The emperor Augustus, whose
head had well adorned a student's shoulders, despised not dreams which
turned upon his fate; and nearly took it in his head, at the battle
of Philippi, to strike his tent, on hearing of a dream which regarded
himself. I could cite a thousand examples to you, which would convince
you of your folly in this respect; but I forbear to do so, that I may
at once satisfy the new desire which prompts you.
"We will begin by this handsome mansion on our right. Its proprietor,
whom you see ensconced in that superb apartment, is a liberal and
gallant noble. He is dreaming that he is at the opera, listening to a
new prima donna; and that the voice of the syren is just enslaving his
heart.
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