Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"In the next apartment lies the countess, his wife, who loves play to
madness. She dreams that she has no money, and that she is pawning her
diamonds with a jeweller, who is lending her thereon three hundred
pistoles, deducting only a very moderate discount.
"In the next house, on the same side, lives a marquis of the same stamp
as the count, and who, for the moment, is in love with a celebrated,
but capricious, beauty. He dreams that he is borrowing largely of an
usurer for the purpose of securing her to himself; while his steward,
who is sleeping at the top of the house, is dreaming that he is growing
rich as fast as his master is hastening to ruin. Well! what think you
of these dreams? Is there anything in them so extravagant?" "No! on
my life," replied Don Cleophas, "I begin to think Ovid is right: but
who is that man whom I see, lying with his mustachios in paper, and
preserving in his sleep an air of gravity which would indicate that
he is no ordinary cavalier." "He is a country gentleman," replied
the Demon,--"a viscount of Aragon, imbued with all the pride of that
province. His soul at this moment swims in delight; he dreams that
he is with a grandee who is yielding to him precedence in a public
ceremony.
"But," continued Asmodeus, "I observe in the same house two brothers,
apothecaries, whose dreams are particularly unpleasant. One of them
is reading, in his sleep, an ordinance which decrees that doctors
shall not be paid, except when they have cured their patients; and his
brother is occupied with a similar law, which ordains that medical
attendants shall head the procession at the funeral of all who die
in their hands." "I could wish," interrupted Zambullo, "that these
decrees were as true as they would be just; and that your doctor were
thus compelled to be present at the burial of his innocent patient, as
a _lieutenant criminel_, in France, is bound to witness the execution
of the guilty wretch whom he has condemned." "I like your comparison,"
exclaimed the Devil: "it might be said in such a case, however, that
the one merely superintends the execution of his own sentence; but that
the other, having already performed his especial function, pursues his
victim after death."
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