Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"Hollo!" cried the Student, "who is that personage rubbing his eyes,
and rising in such tremendous haste?" "He," replied Asmodeus, "is a
noble signor who is soliciting an appointment, as governor, in the
Indies. A frightful dream has startled him from sleep: he fancied
himself at court, and that the premier had passed him with averted
eyes. And there, too, is a youthful damsel, waking to the world,
not over contented with her dream. She is a lady of rank, and not
more handsome than discreet. She has two lovers; for one of whom she
nourishes a passion the most tender, and for the other an aversion,
almost amounting to horror. Well! in her sleep just now, she saw,
upon his knees before her, the gallant she detests; and he was so
impassioned, so assiduous, that had she not awakened, she would have
treated him with even greater kindness than she ever bestowed on the
lover whom she favours: nature, during sleep, signor Student, throws
off the yoke of reason, and of virtue.
"Cast your eyes upon that house at the corner of this street: it
belongs to an attorney. Behold him and his wife sleeping in twin
bedsteads, in that room hung with ancient tapestry, embroidered with
grotesque figures. The man of law dreams that he is about to visit
one of your hospitals for the charitable purpose of relieving a sick
client with his own money; while the lady imagines that her husband is
driving out of his house a sturdy clerk, of whom he has become suddenly
jealous."
[Illustration: the lady of rank's dream]
"I hear ungentle snorings break on the stillness round us," said
Leandro Perez; "and I fancy they proceed from yonder plump old man,
whom I discern in the house adjoining that of the attorney." "Precisely
so," answered Asmodeus. "It is a canon chanting in his sleep his
_Benedicite_.
"His neighbour, there, is a silk-mercer, who vends his costly wares, at
his own price, to titled customers, for their time. His lordly ledger
is inscribed with debts amounting to above a hundred thousand ducats;
and he is dreaming that his debtors are bringing him their gold; while
his creditors are horrified with visions of his own bankruptcy." "These
dreams," said the Student, "certainly have not emerged from Sleep's
dark temple by the same gate." "I fancy not, indeed," replied the
Demon: "the first has passed by the ivory portal of the leaden god, and
the other from that of horn.
"The house adjoining that of the mercer is occupied by a celebrated
bookseller. He has recently published a work which has been extremely
successful. On bringing it out, he promised to give the author fifty
pistoles, in addition to the price agreed for, should the book run to a
second edition; and he is at this moment dreaming that he is reprinting
it without informing the unfortunate scribe of the fact."
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