Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"Observe," continued the Devil, "that common-looking fellow behind us."
"Hush!" interrupted Zambullo; "speak softly, or the man will hear you."
"No, no," replied Asmodeus; "the same charm which renders us invisible,
prevents our being heard. Examine him well: he is a Catalonian,
returned from the Philippines, where he ranged the seas as a pirate.
Could you conceive, to look on him, that you beheld a thunderbolt of
war? Nevertheless, he has performed, in his vocation, prodigies of
valour. He is here this morning, to present a petition to the king, in
which he asks, as a recompense for his services, a certain post, which
is vacant. I doubt, however, if he will succeed, inasmuch as he has
neglected duly to possess the prime minister with a proper notion of
his merits."
"I perceive on the right of the pirate," said Leandro Perez, "a tall
and bulky man, who is sufficiently impressed with an idea of his own
importance: to judge of his station by the pride of his bearing, he
is some wealthy grandee, certainly." "Nothing can be further from the
truth," replied the Demon: "he is one of the poorest of Hidalgos, who
lives on the profits of a gaming-table, under the protection of one of
the ministers.
"But I see a licentiate, who must not pass without your notice: it is
he whom you can perceive near the first window, in conversation with
a cavalier clad in velvet of a silver grey. They are discoursing of a
matter yesterday decided by the king; but I will tell you its history.
"Two months ago, this licentiate, who is an academician of Toledo,
published a work on morals, which shocked the orthodox opinions of all
your grey-headed authors of Castile: they found it full of vigorous
expressions and words newly introduced. It required no more to unite
them against so singular a production; and they therefore instantly
assembled, and agreed upon a petition to his majesty, praying him to
condemn the book as one written in a style dangerous to the purity and
simplicity of the Spanish tongue.
[Illustration: the three commissioners reporting to the king]
"The petition appearing worthy of attention to his majesty, he named
three commissioners to examine the work; and they estimating its
style to be really reprehensible, and the more so from its peculiar
brilliancy, upon their report the king has decreed that, under pain
of his displeasure, those academicians of Toledo who write after the
manner of the licentiate shall not dare to publish another book; and
further that, in order to preserve the language of Castile in all its
purity, such academicians, after their decease, shall be replaced by
persons of the first quality alone."
"That is indeed a marvellous decision!" cried Zambullo, laughing: "the
lovers of our vulgar tongue have henceforth nought to fear." "Excuse
me," replied the Devil; "but your writers who endanger that noble
chastity of style which forms the delight of all discerning readers,
are not confined to the Toledan academy."
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